Are there not any single men in the Houston area that can keep up with a VERY young 38 year old that enjoys life, biking, sex and camping. Is it too much to ask.
Inquiring minds need to know.
Inquiring minds need to know.
Single Men Houston area late 20's to mid 30's
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well i love life, camping, bikes , and sex. i live in austin and am a little younger then what you say you require, but im always up for meeting new people.im a freerider that has seven inches of travel and i love to go down.if youre ever going to be in the area let me know and we can hook up for a ride.
Enquiring minds also want to know...... whats wrong with the Toninator???? :devil:
Originally posted by Ridemonkey
Enquiring minds also want to know...... whats wrong with the Toninator???? :devil:
I am about a foot taller than him and I just don't think Tony could keep up. I might hurt him.
Well mcdurly1 I am in Austin quite a bit. I also attend most of the spring TMBRA races. I am heading to San Antonio after work today for a party then I think a hangover ride.
Are you opposed to unemployed midgets?
toonces...check your pm at bikemojo... I am 5"9" 6 feet in heels.Originally posted by toonces
Jeez how tall are you Ousie? I dont' remember Toni being that short.
if you cehck out the teamsmack.org site under classic smack there is a thread titled a good time was had by all. There is a group shot with me and Tony standing next each other. I am in the blue dress.
15 pounds lighter I might add....
Join in Lucee anytime...maybe as a force I can flush out a few fun monkeys. Wasn't sure how bold I could go so didn't respond the I would like to have. I LMAO when I heard his line. Quite creative actually...Originally posted by Lucee
Hands down, that is the best line I've heard on rm!!! You ever in Ca?? Heheheheh.
Sorry, Ouisie, I'll stay out of this......
Now guys lets hear your best pick up lines. mcdurly1's is good.
I've got a van, some beer and a mattress in back...
Ummmm. I'm not sure I actually have any good pick up lines but I do know how to clean a cat box
mcdurly1 had the first and best - to expound upon his work would just be a pathetic attempt at one upsmanship in order to gain the brief attention of a hot mountain biking babe...
Give me a few minutes please...
Ummmm. I'm not sure I actually have any good pick up lines but I do know how to clean a cat box
mcdurly1 had the first and best - to expound upon his work would just be a pathetic attempt at one upsmanship in order to gain the brief attention of a hot mountain biking babe...
Give me a few minutes please...
Originally posted by Serial Midget
I've got a van, some beer and a mattress in back...
Ummmm. I'm not sure I actually have any good pick up lines but I do know how to clean a cat box
mcdurly1 had the first and best - to expound upon his work would just be a pathetic attempt at one upsmanship in order to gain the brief attention of a hot mountain biking babe...
Give me a few minutes please...
haha what a dork
I think you forgot to salt the french fries again.Originally posted by indieboy
haha what a dork
Eeewwwww....
So where is your pick up line then?
It's worth a shot; at the very worst she'll just end up being your mom or something...
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my momOriginally posted by Serial Midget
Eeewwwww....
So where is your pick up line then?
It's worth a shot; at the very worst she'll just end up being an accountant or something...
. and besides i don't have to use pick up lines thank you very much :devil:
ROTFL... whahahahahahaahaahhah...Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom
Well - I may not have the best pick up lines but I do know what not to say!!!
:devil: :devil: :devil:
i do too! but i'm not exactly worried about it. considering many things.....Originally posted by Serial Midget
ROTFL... whahahahahahaahaahhah...
Well - I may not have the best pick up lines but I do know what not to say!!!
:devil: :devil: :devil:
Wasn't "men" specified in the title? Better get back to the drive through, cars are gettin backed up. :devil:Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom
Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom
that's it indiebaby.....no more ms nice guy:devil: besides my freaking head hurts so much I can't think and if you were here I would make you stand in the corner with your nose against the wall. Your grounded and no more Xbox!!!!!!!!
how's that for MOM.....its okay that you feel that way about my age because I don't act it thank god and certainly don't look it. good genes and lots of humidity
Serial Midget...a van
do you have the magnet too that says gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free>...............
No.Originally posted by Ouisie
Serial Midget...a van
It's a bumper sticker...
okay, this one i can't take credit for. a couple of people from this board and myself heard another semi trying the line "you know, i've been told i'm good" on a girl he met at a bar in san angelo. i must say, that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard.
trying the line "you know, i've been told i'm good" on a girl he met at a bar in san angelo. i must say, that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard.
My first serious girlfriend used to tell me that I was good with my tongue - her exact words were "Oh, what a tongue!" At the time I just wondered if perhaps I was lacking skill in other areas...
My new pick up line could be... "I've been told I have a tireless tongue..."
lol well first off i don't own an xbox so playing that won't be of much worry :devil: secondly my own mother can't make me stand w/ my nose to the wall soOriginally posted by Ouisie
that's it indiebaby.....no more ms nice guy:devil: besides my freaking head hurts so much I can't think and if you were here I would make you stand in the corner with your nose against the wall. Your grounded and no more Xbox!!!!!!!!
how's that for MOM.....its okay that you feel that way about my age because I don't act it thank god and certainly don't look it. good genes and lots of humidity
Serial Midget...a van
n older women are cool i don't have a problem w/ em
Originally posted by indieboy
ouch, that's ok when nationals roll around this little boy will show you who's the man
I'll be cheering for you.
but you have to stop with the special sauce. :angry:
Originally posted by indieboy
lol well first off i don't own an xbox so playing that won't be of much worry :devil: secondly my own mother can't make me stand w/ my nose to the wall so
yes us older women are way cool....just a tad bit more experience
Hmmmm. You are an 'older woman' at 38? I don't think so.Originally posted by Ouisie
yes us older women are way cool....just a tad bit more experience
I'm 37 so you are older than me but... being older doesn't start until some time in your 50s.
Originally posted by Serial Midget
Hmmmm. You are an 'older woman' at 38? I don't think so.
Well I wore out my 27 year old and he thinks I am a way cool older woman so to anyone under 35 I am an older woman...I plan on never getting older than 40 anyway
Get someone closer to your own age for a lasting relationship...
...but for some fun....young is ok... (insert winky smiley here)
...but for some fun....young is ok... (insert winky smiley here)
that is why my ex boyfriend and don't live togther anymore, he was younger and only for fun...not ready to settle down yet just want to play:devil:
I've been trying to flush some out, but for some reason, the attached
s seem to have no problem w/the lines. I think we should only hear from SINGLE men. And I honestly don't think anyone can top mcdurly's. That's friggin hilarious. Hey, mcdurly, I'm a dh'er too!
How's about...
160 mm of girl specific travel....???
160 mm of girl specific travel....???
:devil:Originally posted by Lucee
I've been trying to flush some out, but for some reason, the attached
And I honestly don't think anyone can top mcdurly's. That's friggin hilarious. Hey, mcdurly, I'm a dh'er too!