Get em posted ASAP! Wait SA Forum?BigMike said:UPDATE: I told her there was a nine page thread on the internet aboot her, and now she wants to take pictures so I can post them
Get em posted ASAP! Wait SA Forum?BigMike said:UPDATE: I told her there was a nine page thread on the internet aboot her, and now she wants to take pictures so I can post them
loco-gringo said:BigMike - if you decide to post pics,make sure that it is the apricot muffin variety or much hell will be dealt to you. We don't want to see the dried up roast beef sandwich with any amount of mayo.
BigMike said:I'm pretty sure its an apricot muffin
With chocalatesauce covering it.. That's just gross..loco-gringo said:I hope you don't explore and find a banana muffin.
Lefty said:With chocalatesauce covering covering it.. That's just gross..
loco-gringo said:ughhh - the straw that broke the camel's back.
bomberz1qr20 said:I always manage to drive DHG from the threads....
Well, she asked for it.
Westy said:Where is LLcoolkeg????????? He would love this thread.
That didn't gross you out enough? Ok I'll try harder then. I'll save the mustard felching and necro-beastiality comments for some other time though...dh girlie said:Nah...don't flatter yourself. As riveting as this thread was/is it was quittin time and I left work for the day...
stoney98 said:mike, you get pics, I'll host them. And I'll give out the website to the kids!
loco-gringo said:Pressley gonna come see you in jail???
DVNT said:I don't think he was talking about mustard beastiality pics.
Or maybe he was.
stoney98 said:And I'll give out the website to the kids!
bomberz1qr20 said:That didn't gross you out enough? Ok I'll try harder then. I'll save the mustard felching and necro-beastiality comments for some other time though...
dh girlie said:It's not so much things like that that will gross me out...I was just telling DVNT about some guy in Tahoe that had really bad breath like 7 months ago...he was talking to me and my friend and his breath smelled so bad...gag...like he ate mothballs...gag....and just thinking about it now made me almost gag...now THAT kinda stuff grosses me out.
That's 'bestiality,' Mr. Grammar-and-spellin'.loco-gringo said:So let me get this straight. You are ok with beastiality and necrophelia, but a lack of oral hygiene....nevermind.
No...but let him make an ass out of himself talking about f ucking dead animals...loco-gringo said:So let me get this straight. You are ok with beastiality and necrophelia, but a lack of oral hygiene....nevermind.
dh girlie said:No...but let him make an ass out of himself talking about f ucking dead animals...
and that was NO lack of oral hygeine...there was something very serious that had gone afoul in that guys mouf!
loco-gringo said:nuff said
I expect once the good ones are taken you'll post the link to the non-ridemonkey site that has these photos?BigMike said:Well, I took some pictures, and it was one of the weirdest experiances I've had to date. None of them came out too well, and she didnt want me to put them up until she gets some good ones. So until then, lets keep talking aboot fvcking dead animals
I personally like squirrles......
Try sketching a muffin in pencil. That was weird, especially cause I suck at drawing.BigMike said:Well, I took some pictures, and it was one of the weirdest experiances I've had to date. None of them came out too well, and she didnt want me to put them up until she gets some good ones. So until then, lets keep talking aboot fvcking dead animals
I personally like squirrles......
mtnbkr4235 said:I expect once the good ones are taken you'll post the link to the non-ridemonkey site that has these photos?
Weird - is that what you call it? I'd be willing to bet that I speak for 95% of the guys on this thread when I say I've yet to have a female friend that I wasn't curious about in an "unfriendly" (for lack of a more discreet term) way - you don't fool us...like it was an accident that the pics turned out bad and there will be another photo shoot required....uh, huh :devil:BigMike said:Well, I took some pictures, and it was one of the weirdest experiances I've had to date. None of them came out too well, and she didnt want me to put them up until she gets some good ones. So until then, lets keep talking aboot fvcking dead animals
I personally like squirrles......
that's a blanket statement that I wouldn't makeTheInedibleHulk said:Vaginas are cool... I like vaginas.
punkassean said:that's a blanket statement that I wouldn't make
SOME vaginas are very cool while others are not so cool
DAMNIT!! Don't do that to me! especailly when I'm brushing my teeth!McT said:Vagina's are nice, but once every month or so, they start to sputter, so you'll want to keep it in the garage for a week or so.
"Remember kids, if its red, run the fsck the other way!"
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bitTheInedibleHulk said:Its ok to take a dip in the Red Sea, just dont take a drink.
"she'll want you to sample the fruits of her loins, but son it will taste like some old rusty coins."
BurlySurly said:how about the exhaust?
bomberz1qr20 said:I was going to make the point that it's not nice to f*ck your pets, dead or not.
I know a kid who has a sticker on his bike that says that...TheInedibleHulk said:Vaginas are cool... I like vaginas.