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Wayne world


"Marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries"

"She's a babe! Sch-wing!Olly-olly-olly-olly"




"I once thought that I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored. "
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[MMike]

Did you just order a five dollar shake?

 

[BMXman]

Originally posted by MMike
Did you just order a five dollar shake?

pulp fiction!

if you don't wipe that smile off your face I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and skull fVck you!!

 

[rockracing]

no idea about the one above......

"no time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the meter"

 

[Grendal]

Originally posted by BMXman
pulp fiction!

if you don't wipe that smile off your face I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and skull fVck you!!

Full Metal Jacket

Now that my friend, is a shared moment

 

[zod]

Originally posted by Grendal
Now that my friend, is a shared moment

Chasing Amy (horrible movie btw)


"how would you like it if I took these rosary beads and shoved them straight up your ass?"

 

[MMike]

Originally posted by rockracing
no idea about the one above......

"no time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the meter"

Clockwork Orange

"For a clownfish, he's not very funny"

 

[narlus]

Originally posted by MMike
Clockwork Orange

"For a clownfish, he's not very funny"

Finding Nemo (hey, mike's got a kid now!)

here's a tough one:

"Let's see if fit those panties over my big business"

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Originally posted by narlus


here's a tough one:

"Let's see if fit those panties over my big business"

John Waters' "Desperate Living."

Here's another tough one (gotta be a B movie fan):

"Charlie and Edna have an understanding. Charlie's under and Edna's standing."
(or something very close to that.)

 

[DRB]

Originally posted by Capt. Jack Sparrow
John Waters' "Desperate Living."

Here's another tough one (gotta be a B movie fan):

"Charlie and Edna have an understanding. Charlie's under and Edna's standing."
(or something very close to that.)

Plasmatics rock....

Reform School Girls

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

 

[Zark]

Originally posted by DRB
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Office Space!

"Now you're gonna die wearing that silly hat. How does it feel?"

 

[reflux]

Originally posted by DRB
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Office Space.

"Tell you what, if you don't shut up your girlfriend, I'm gonna have to take my dick out and F*** start her head."

 

[Jeremy R]

Originally posted by Zark
Office Space!

"Now you're gonna die wearing that silly hat. How does it feel?"

Falling Down

"Hesitation causes fear, and fear causes your worst nightmares to come true."

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by Jeremy R
Falling Down

"Hesitation causes fear, and fear causes your worst nightmares to come true."

Point Break

And you've got it reversed, it's "Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation causes..."

"You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

 

[DRB]

Originally posted by binary visions
Point Break

And you've got it reversed, it's "Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation causes..."

"You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

Been done....

Princess Bride

Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.

 

[Damn True]

Tin Cup

uh.....I got nuthin

 

[jacksonpt]

Originally posted by Damn True
uh.....I got nuthin

I'll take yours...

"Where does he sleep?"
"Who says he sleeps?"
"Where does he fvck?"
"EVERYWHERE!"

 

[Damn True]

ok, how 'bout:

"I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter"

 

[Zark]

Originally posted by Damn True
ok, how 'bout:

"I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter"

Bull Durham

"Get that walking furball outta my way"
I know, really tough

 

[Craw]

Originally posted by Zark
Bull Durham

"Get that walking furball outta my way"
I know, really tough

Star Wars...........? Maybe....or did Leia say "walking carpet?" I don't know.........

Here's one:

"Wolfman's Got Nards!!!!" (if it's been posted sorry, I didn't check)

 

[Zark]

Originally posted by Craw
Star Wars...........? Maybe....or did Leia say "walking carpet?" I don't know.........

Yeah Star Wars, now that you mention it I'm not sure if its carpet or furball

 

[reflux]

Originally posted by jacksonpt
"Where does he sleep?"
"Who says he sleeps?"
"Where does he fvck?"
"EVERYWHERE!"

Devils Advocate?

Hey, co'mon, nobody knows my other one? One more time:
"Tell you what, if you don't shut up your girlfriend, I'm gonna have to take my dick out and F*** start her head."
The girl: "Yeah, my boy friend's gonna come over here, kick your @ss and **** you stupid. He's not gay, but he's sure gonna f* you." Something like that.

 

[DRB]

Originally posted by reflux
Devils Advocate?

Hey, co'mon, nobody knows my other one? One more time:
"Tell you what, if you don't shut up your girlfriend, I'm gonna have to take my dick out and F*** start her head."
The girl: "Yeah, my boy friend's gonna come over here, kick your @ss and **** you stupid. He's not gay, but he's sure gonna f* you." Something like that.

Wasn't that in Snow White?

 

[Zark]

Originally posted by reflux
Hey, co'mon, nobody knows my other one? One more time:

Its already been done man, The way of the gun

 

[reflux]

Originally posted by Zark
Its already been done man, The way of the gun

Thanks, I couldn't remember the name of the movie if my life depended on it.

 

[jacksonpt]

Originally posted by reflux
Devils Advocate?

Yup.

 

[Jeremy R]

"Cool, you have a robot?

 

[reflux]

Originally posted by jacksonpt
Yup.

I remember one of the guys saying they billed 25,000(?) hours on the client the previous year. I did the math and the number they gave came out to something like 19 hours a day, 7 days a week. Charleze Theron was hot when she was going crazy.:devil:

 

[jacksonpt]

Originally posted by reflux
Charleze Theron was hot when she was going crazy.:devil:

She's always hot... but looked especially good after the haircut in that movie.

ok, back on topic...

"Let me tell you about the time I almost died..."

 

[MojoJojo]

Originally posted by jacksonpt
She's always hot... but looked especially good after the haircut in that movie.

ok, back on topic...

"Let me tell you about the time I almost died..."

Almost Dying...


"The hardest thing about playing chicken, is knowing when not to flinch".

 

[ridetoofast]

but damnit to hell i can NOT remember the movie.....


what we've got here is a failure to communicate...

 

[MojoJojo]

Originally posted by ridetoofast
but damnit to hell i can NOT remember the movie.....


what we've got here is a failure to communicate...

Major Payne


Did you come here to surf, or did you come here to fight.

 

[Damn True]

Originally posted by MojoJojo
Major Payne


Did you come here to surf, or did you come here to fight.

Actually, it was Cool Hand Luke. Misquotes from Steve McQueen movies are punishable by flogging.



Apoclyapse Now.

 

[T-Dog]

Originally posted by ridetoofast



what we've got here is a failure to communicate... [/B]

Thought that was Cool Hand Luke.

Edit: DT beat me to it!

 

[T-Dog]

From one of the best all time sci-fi movies:

"I-want-more-life, F*cker!"

 

[MojoJojo]

Originally posted by Damn True
Actually, it was Cool Hand Luke. Misquotes from Steve McQueen movies are punishable by flogging.



Apoclyapse Now.

How much are you charging for a beating????

 

[Damn True]

Originally posted by T-Dog
From one of the best all time sci-fi movies:

"I-want-more-life, F*cker!"

Blade Runner or Tron? I don't recall.

 

[MojoJojo]

Originally posted by T-Dog
From one of the best all time sci-fi movies:

"I-want-more-life, F*cker!"

Bladerunner

"tis but a scratch"

 

[Damn True]

Originally posted by MojoJojo
How much are you charging for a beating????

A good swift kick in the arse is free.
Moderate beatings are one to three beers.
Severe a$$ kickings go for a case of Newcastle each.