...Put Velcro on the ceiling
The punchline thread
- Thread starter MMike
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He would have had a better chance if you hadn't also gutted him.
...so the Rabbi says "go out and do it 2 more times, we're having a special today, 3 for $25)
...Jill came down with $2.50
...she had so many kids, her uterus fell out!
...she bent over, ROVER TOOK OVER
The pickle slicer got fired too.
tea bag and a tossed salad
So Bush Says "Fill it with water".
...He needed the money!
Well, stufft tis one up yur azz, ya stharved it to deafth. (hairlip)
A month later they were so ashamed of what they had been doing they buried her.
Another month later they were so ashamed about what they were doing they dug her back up.
Another month later they were so ashamed about what they were doing they dug her back up.
...she had me at "helloth"
"natalie" wood
*Blamo* "Okay, I'm sure he's dead, now what?"
You know, I don't remember Chester was wearing a snowmobile suit either
...Its SO damn hairy.
Well...if you put the duck on the ground, put the bucket over the duck, put the anvil on the bucket, put the pizza on the anvil and I lean over against the wall there it just might work.
My ear had a pencil behind it.
...dead babies, you can use a pitchfork.
....what other sign do you need, dumbass? I sent three rescue boats and a helicopter!
....what other sign do you need, dumbass? I sent three rescue boats and a helicopter!
...five lumberjacks, two men with canoes and a Mountie
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
"Read the card, Read the card!"
No deer, pvssy too high, run too fast
Me hung like buffalo
Hoss style, dog style, any style
tostitos!
"I didn't know your father was an pharmacist."
...no, but a tin can.
the bartender replies, "every time someone lifts up the leaf, the lights go out."
a walk
Is that from that damn quiz??? I still can't get past the 66th level!
a refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I do black, I do white, I do black and white.
Overall, I am quite pleased with this thread.
Except for the Andrew Dice Clay references...
And in the whole thing I can't beleive no-one used:
"Liquor? I hardly even know her!"
Except for the Andrew Dice Clay references...
And in the whole thing I can't beleive no-one used:
"Liquor? I hardly even know her!"
...you can't; it's you're turn in the barrel.