Every fall when it starts to get somewhat cool (40s/50s), I get all excited I get to wear my winter jackets again. Then I promptly start to sweat my balls off because a 800fp down jacket is overkill for 55 degree weather.
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It was 28 outside this morning... I love my down coat, gloves, arm warmers, thermals, work pants, and sasquatch fur suit in this weather.
NOOOOO. The hair works like an air barrier to let the sweat evaporate. Haven't you learned anything....
Correct Your Mistakes and Be a Better Lover: Don't Shave Your Balls
Ironically EVERY reader comment from females says shaved balls are better. And Lord knows 1,000 women can't be wrong.
are you sure????
Sarcasm........undetected.
It was indeed heavy sarcasm. Still, I think most chicks prefer it.....at least all the ones I know.
After listening to Adele's CD start to finish, I've come to the conclusion that her ex boyfriend deserves a grammy
gold.
When one of our senior software developers was asked how we could release a software upgrade with so many bugs and known issues in it, he responded:
"Our software does not get released. It escapes."
"Our software does not get released. It escapes."
We have a Polycom conference phone in all our conference rooms. During a con call the other day, my boss pointed out there's no mute button to mute incoming talking (only outgoing)......please look into this. It would be great to not have to listen to people.
Turn the volume all the way down.
Son of a....
Here, I put together a prototype for your boss. Send me your address and i'll ship you guys the beta build.
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos and nose picking = interesting
Here, I put together a prototype for your boss. Send me your address and i'll ship you guys the beta build.
People seldom call the fire department when they have done something smart
Aren't you the go to agency for stupid mistakes? If my foot gets caught between the train and the platform I'm calling you guys.
Eric if it will make you feel better, give me the station number, I will call everytime We do something smart at the shop.... Just to change itup a bit for you
I've never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell oiLy Fart- Coincidence?... I think not!!!
Fvck control systems engineering. FVVVVCK FVVCK FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK!!!
Funny, earlier this evening I was thinking to myself, "I rule controls", fvvck continuum mechanics. FVVVVVVCK!
being white/caucasian is not a race but a condition of being rhythmically deficient.
I wonder if I gave GFF enough plastic surgery gift cards if he would shoot cars with faux deer antlers festooned the hood for me? Preferably with a TOW-2 anti-tank missle.
That would suck if your name was Rick Shaw and you lived in China.
When I'm alone I do just fine. So thats not true.
I called 911 today.. There was a brush fire about 4ft X 10ft on the shoulder of the highway on my way home from school. Fvcking smokers...
I have no idea what the outcome was though since I was just driving through.
I have no idea what the outcome was though since I was just driving through.
It has always bothered me that the possesive form of its does not have an apostrophe.
I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
If grandma got run over by a reindeer, why the hell are we letting Santa bounce around the world a free man??
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Involuntary manslaughter - so with a clean record, just probabtion. And besides, the real issue IMO is the (elven) child labor violations. Elrond would not approve.
Involuntary manslaughter - so with a clean record, just probabtion. And besides, the real issue IMO is the (elven) child labor violations. Elrond would not approve.
I am watching Desperado just for the scene with Salma Hayek getting Nekkid
I think I am still a littel drunk from yesterday...... Funeral for a Biker friends Ol lady, 300 plus in attendance, moving into an xmas party with the company........ I drank an extensive amount....
I hope they come back for me soon. I am almost out of things I can sell for money....
You may fly into an uncontrollable rage when I tell you this, but none of the possessive pronouns have apostrophes (his, hers, theirs, ours).
I'm pretty apathetic, so I'm getting a tattoo that says "Shrug Life"