there was a request for this thread in the WW2 thread. and that sparked my intrest of why you folks south of the border want to invade my home and native land. comon I know you have all thought about it....
The "Why the U.S should invade Canada" thread
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They do have the 'Hacker Hellstorm' after all!
i think we were asking for it when we unleashed celine dion on them..poor bastards they never knew what hit them
Why bother?
Nothing but polarbears up there.
Nothing but polarbears up there.
No kidding.
Mounties suck and lumberjacks smell wierd. I say we just gas the people and harvest their natural resources.
Mounties suck and lumberjacks smell wierd. I say we just gas the people and harvest their natural resources.
Bryan AdamsOriginally posted by rbx
i think we were asking for it when we unleashed celine dion on them..poor bastards they never knew what hit them
Loverboy
What kind of drugs to y'all take up there that makes these people able to hit it big?
Alan Thicke
I was under the impression Canada was already a U.S. Territory:devil:Originally posted by Dirt rider
there was a request for this thread in the WW2 thread. and that sparked my intrest of why you folks south of the border want to invade my home and native land. comon I know you have all thought about it....
Canada; America's hat.Originally posted by ummbikes
I was under the impression Canada was already a U.S. Territory:devil:
Canada; It's like living in a loft apartment upstairs from a really great party.
Canada; They have moose.
All I know is that the US will never take over Canada while a Republican is President. The GOP has enough trouble dealing with all the whiney do-nothing liberals in California.
the USofA could try and invade CANADA, but they wouldn't be able to get across the border....
you see, our softwood lumber piles make great road blocks. even if you do, our bountiful supply of bud would stop all the marines because hey'd be toking (even Burly Surly). you'd only have about three days to do it too, for the winter'll stop you (remember STALINGRAD?). besides the fact that there is way too much land for even the US, and our extreme fighting forces of extraordinary magnitude will stop you after you hit the 60th parallel. i'd be surprised if you made it to ALERT
.
the NORTH SHORE will always be the home of resistance (RAMBO still lives there). the drivers in QUEBEC'll run all the yanks off the road. most of all, once you hit the SOO (SAULT STE MARIE), you'll wanna turn back (that place looks better in the dark). finally, we'll get you while your laughing in NEWFOUNDLAND at COME-BY-CHANCE and DILDO.
you may take our hockey players, yet you'll never take our freedom!
you see, our softwood lumber piles make great road blocks. even if you do, our bountiful supply of bud would stop all the marines because hey'd be toking (even Burly Surly). you'd only have about three days to do it too, for the winter'll stop you (remember STALINGRAD?). besides the fact that there is way too much land for even the US, and our extreme fighting forces of extraordinary magnitude will stop you after you hit the 60th parallel. i'd be surprised if you made it to ALERT
.
the NORTH SHORE will always be the home of resistance (RAMBO still lives there). the drivers in QUEBEC'll run all the yanks off the road. most of all, once you hit the SOO (SAULT STE MARIE), you'll wanna turn back (that place looks better in the dark). finally, we'll get you while your laughing in NEWFOUNDLAND at COME-BY-CHANCE and DILDO.
you may take our hockey players, yet you'll never take our freedom!
Canada is really just the north parking lot for NYC...
Well done.
good one
Doubt it. Most NYC-ers probably couldn't find Canada.
they can't even find Albany!Originally posted by Tweek
Doubt it. Most NYC-ers probably couldn't find Canada.
I thought Albany was in Canada.
How many annoying American celebrities do you want me to name for each of ours that you can name?
No I think that its the capital of Canada.
Excellent. Huge scorpions do kick ass.
what? d'you mean the likes of milli vanilli???Originally posted by gecko
How many annoying American celebrities do you want me to name for each of ours that you can name?
oaky.. i get it. three-hundred-fourteen.
(the only thing i hate more than the leafs are leaf fans)
hey man i agree that there is alot of annoying american stars..but the first one that mentions bob barker will get a swift kick in the a$$
hehehe, if you think that's a funny way to say new york you should hear how most southern's say albany (allll-beaniE) noooooooo shietting you either. i didn't believe it till my granpa told me. i was like they don't say it like that really, then i heard it not even 2 hours later n was shocked.
No need to make the case, the invasion already happened. Lots of burning involved.
Canada would be easier. Everyone has guns down here and they know how to use them.
That maybe so, but the second invasion is well under way. Yankees are moving south fast enough that southerners will soon be outnumbered. Soon enough Y'all will be replaced with yous guys.
**** that, the joke around here is "what does the south have in common w/ the north......we got just as many yankees as they do!
" yeah you guys isn't ever something we'll hear down here. yanks stay down here long enough they start talking like us! i'm gettin real sick of hearin "yo son" y'all need to take that shiet back up north 
We get invaded every summer by the US. Cottage country is just chalk full of licence plates.
As soon as the weather turns everybody runs away. I don't get it. You all must be thinking of summer again.
As soon as the weather turns everybody runs away. I don't get it. You all must be thinking of summer again.
Please, You all invade our beaches in the summer....damn french speaking bikini wearing dudes all over the place!!Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
We get invaded every summer by the US. Cottage country is just chalk full of licence plates.
As soon as the weather turns everybody runs away. I don't get it. You all must be thinking of summer again.
and what is this shiet you all been sayin bout Albany???
No one was talking bad about the capital of Canada.
- dude, where's my car?
- i dunno dude, didn't you have a car dude?
I dunno dude. Maby because ALBANY in in NY and has absofvckenlutely nothing to do with canada.
americans invading canada. HAHAHA, one look at a moosedick burger and you wussies would faint. No one has the gumption to come to canada to eat a real sandwich never mind just visiting at this time of year.
- i dunno dude, didn't you have a car dude?
I dunno dude. Maby because ALBANY in in NY and has absofvckenlutely nothing to do with canada.
americans invading canada. HAHAHA, one look at a moosedick burger and you wussies would faint. No one has the gumption to come to canada to eat a real sandwich never mind just visiting at this time of year.
-Dude, its sarcasm.
-Dude, what's sarcasm?
-Dude, are you canadian?
-Dude, yes.
-Dude, that explains that.
Albany is also in Georgia, California, Oregon, Texas, and Prince Edward Island (which is in Canada last time I checked).
Its a freakin' joke, aimed at someone who lives in of all places Albany.
americans invading canada. HAHAHA, one look at a moosedick burger and you wussies would faint. No one has the gumption to come to canada to eat a real sandwich never mind just visiting at this time of year.
Seriously, next time you are here. You have to order moosedick burgers by name. Nobody puts them on the menu because of the name. Everybody serves them. All canadians eat them, they are the best. Better than normal hamburgers.
They don't even cost anymore. So next time you are here order Moosedick burgers at whatever restaurant you go to and we'll get them for you.
Seriously, next time you are here. You have to order moosedick burgers by name. Nobody puts them on the menu because of the name. Everybody serves them. All canadians eat them, they are the best. Better than normal hamburgers.
They don't even cost anymore. So next time you are here order Moosedick burgers at whatever restaurant you go to and we'll get them for you.
The best joke in this thread is that Drunken Ninja likes "MOOSEDICK BURGERS".
Hey I wasn't kidding. Don't be making fun of the name until you can at least say you've had one. I knew you'd try too.
Moosedick burgers are real if you can find 'em. Like I said, you just have to ask for them by name anywhere you go.
Moosedick burgers are real if you can find 'em. Like I said, you just have to ask for them by name anywhere you go.
I donno about Canadian's pechant for eating mooseDick but I LOVE a good ol' American FurBurger!!!
FurBurger with thighs.... MMMMmM!!!
FurBurger with thighs.... MMMMmM!!!
BWahahahahahahaha!
Drunken Ninja apparently REALLY likes MOOSEDICK.
....and the #1 reason why the US will never invade Canada......[drumroll].......
It f'ing sucks, why would we want it? Ever hear of someone moving to Canada because of better opportunity, better weather, lower taxes, or women with all of their teeth?
Canada, a life support system for Wistler.