$5 says he plays dress up in a phony military uniform
Trump's Presidency 2017 - 2021
What does the ribbon for bone spurs look like?
They should make patches for them so people can wear them on their MAGA hats.
DAMF patches too
(Dumb Ass Mother Fucker)
Not sure but Donald Jong un(drafted) will no doubt make it look biggly gaudy so that everyone without one is SAD.
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Courtesy of Gary Kasparov.
"Beyond a certain point, military display is only possible in countries where the common people dare not laugh at the army." - George Orwell, essay "England Your England" 1941.
"Beyond a certain point, military display is only possible in countries where the common people dare not laugh at the army." - George Orwell, essay "England Your England" 1941.
that has a certain flair....
I am finally reaping the rewards of the federal tax cut. An extra $2.16 showed up in my paycheck from tax savings. Woooo.
I'd go blow it on a cup of coffee but my health insurance contributions went up $15.00. so I need to be a little more careful with my spending.
I'd go blow it on a cup of coffee but my health insurance contributions went up $15.00. so I need to be a little more careful with my spending.
Maybe we should do something like impart sanctions on Russia for such things.
Crazy I know, just spitballing.
Tillerson said it was "important that we continue to say to Russia: 'Look, if you think we don't see what you're doing, we do see it, and you need to stop. If you don't, you're just going to continue to invite consequences for yourself.'"
I dunno, that is a pretty strongly worded rebuke. Fight fire with fire!
Translation:. The Russians are still meddling in our elections, but in favor for the right, so whatever and stuff.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/military-refuses-to-participate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs?mbid=social_facebook
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.
Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.
“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”
A statement from the bone-spur sufferers said that they would continue to valiantly serve their country around the world in a non-marching capacity, and offered an alternative to their participation in Trump’s proposed pageant.
“President Trump is welcome to march in the parade all by himself if he would finally like to enlist,” the statement read.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.
Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.
“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”
A statement from the bone-spur sufferers said that they would continue to valiantly serve their country around the world in a non-marching capacity, and offered an alternative to their participation in Trump’s proposed pageant.
“President Trump is welcome to march in the parade all by himself if he would finally like to enlist,” the statement read.
FAKE NEWSFlaps Down, Flaps DOWN!!
Flaps Down, Flaps DOWN!!
The emperor has no hair.
He looks like a burn victim.
In other news bone spur Donny's balding drug could explain his craziness.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-i-would-never-take-propecia-president-trumps-hair-growth-drug
Entitlement reform!
If you can't cut the payouts entitlement beneficiaries receive, the only variable left is to cut the number of beneficiaries...
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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/what-fueled-budget-deal-cold-hard-cash-n846026
And there it is, business as usual. We all knew those years of crowing about deficits was a load of bullshit.
And there it is, business as usual. We all knew those years of crowing about deficits was a load of bullshit.
And latest stock market plunge is a direct result over budget concerns. I wonder how much the average joe lost in his 401K vs his tax savings.
I don't know about you, but I just love taking it hard and un-lubed.
The Republicans can no longer be the party of fiscal conservatism. They're handing some real ammo to political opponents.
Party of corporate fiscal responsibility.
The Republicans can no longer be the party of fiscal conservatism. They're handing some real ammo to political opponents.
and the dems are gonna be too stupid to run with it.
The Republicans can no longer be the party of fiscal conservatism. They're handing some real ammo to political opponents.
Well of course, because who doesn't like MOAR?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-angry-chief-staff-kelly-musing-about-possible-replacements-n846366
You know times are tough when millionaires like Mick Mulvaney are forced to take a second, maybe even a third job.
You know times are tough when millionaires like Mick Mulvaney are forced to take a second, maybe even a third job.
Srsly? Who didnt see this coming?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/10/politics/donald-trump-democrats-fbi-intelligence/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/10/politics/donald-trump-democrats-fbi-intelligence/index.html
It's all about privacy glass like transparency.
Strap on the tinfoil kids, 'cuz I am going full conspiracy freak on this one...
Watched the original Manchurian Candidate the other day. Got me to thinking.
Melania tRump is from a former Soviet republic...her father was a Communist party member...who is now in the country full time despite Dumpsterfire Donnys tirades against chain immigration. He has and continues to take many steps that are in blatant favor of the interests of the Russkys...he has spent time in Mother Russia and has many somewhat nebulous Russian contacts in his Rolodex...he has chnaged many of his positions regarding Russia in the past, and he has shown that he has the mind and intellect of a greedy, emotionally immature 8 year old that is proven to be malleable and easily manipulated by those around him...
Hmm...certainly gives one pause...now where did I leave that forced deck...
Watched the original Manchurian Candidate the other day. Got me to thinking.
Melania tRump is from a former Soviet republic...her father was a Communist party member...who is now in the country full time despite Dumpsterfire Donnys tirades against chain immigration. He has and continues to take many steps that are in blatant favor of the interests of the Russkys...he has spent time in Mother Russia and has many somewhat nebulous Russian contacts in his Rolodex...he has chnaged many of his positions regarding Russia in the past, and he has shown that he has the mind and intellect of a greedy, emotionally immature 8 year old that is proven to be malleable and easily manipulated by those around him...
Hmm...certainly gives one pause...now where did I leave that forced deck...
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can't wait to see how he handles things if/when this happens
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-next-recession-suck-unemployment-benefits-republican_us_5a7e0362e4b08dfc93040b5e?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-next-recession-suck-unemployment-benefits-republican_us_5a7e0362e4b08dfc93040b5e?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/justice-department-official-brand-leaves-partly-over-fear-she-might-n847156
R-Rod is a goner.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a17045435/republican-state-legislatures-war-on-judiciary/
Well that's not terrifying or anything. Nothing quite like open (and supported) contempt for the rule of law and separation of powers.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-budget-would-slash-spending-domestic-programs-entitlements-n847141
I coulda sworn we did something with recently with $1.5B that would have paid for all this infrastructure stuff...
R-Rod is a goner.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a17045435/republican-state-legislatures-war-on-judiciary/
Well that's not terrifying or anything. Nothing quite like open (and supported) contempt for the rule of law and separation of powers.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-budget-would-slash-spending-domestic-programs-entitlements-n847141
I coulda sworn we did something with recently with $1.5B that would have paid for all this infrastructure stuff...
oh this will go over well
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/12/politics/jeff-sessions-anglo-american-law-enforcement/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/12/politics/jeff-sessions-anglo-american-law-enforcement/index.html