Fine, I'll do it.
On the way to work this morning, I pull off the highway, and as I'm sitting at a red light, a modded Jeep pulls up behind me. Lifted, mud tires, bumpers and fenders, etc. There's a cute girl with jet black hair and thick-rimmed librarian glasses driving it. Sweet. Light turns green, we get to the next light where I stop and she pulls into the gas station at the corner. She gets out, and she's about 5ft tall, wearing a short black skirt and red high heels. I swear that shit was a mirage.
That's gonna be on speed dial in the spank bank for a long while.
On the way to work this morning, I pull off the highway, and as I'm sitting at a red light, a modded Jeep pulls up behind me. Lifted, mud tires, bumpers and fenders, etc. There's a cute girl with jet black hair and thick-rimmed librarian glasses driving it. Sweet. Light turns green, we get to the next light where I stop and she pulls into the gas station at the corner. She gets out, and she's about 5ft tall, wearing a short black skirt and red high heels. I swear that shit was a mirage.
That's gonna be on speed dial in the spank bank for a long while.