the remake of Total Recall with Colin Farell. i had just watched a great remake of Dredd and was hoping this would be on par. it wasnt. it sucked
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Spot on. I was expecting Dredd to suck and Total Recall to be great. Quite the opposite.
as bad as the last Indiana Jones? 70 year old men trying to be action stars
I was not a fan of FLight.
Needed more plane crash
But it's like it was made SPECIFICALLY for college level film class... lots of obvious "symbolism" and whatnot.
Needed more plane crash
But it's like it was made SPECIFICALLY for college level film class... lots of obvious "symbolism" and whatnot.
I have no problem with old people trying to be action stars. Just look at Red. The problem is there are moments like the son going away for no reason just to hear Bruce talking about how he was as a father. Then the son comes back with nothing. Or Bruce disables the bad guys and then when they think he may be dead he goes over there and shouts at them only so they can shoot at him.
Also special effects are pretty bad and I'm pretty sure you can't fire from a gunship heli at one of the biggest buildings in Moscow without anyone noticing.
Oh and Bruce rams an armored vehicle off the road with a Merc G class. So yeah. **** logic
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i give it three stars for the female full frontal nudity in the first three minutes.....
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Die hard 5 is worse. Seriously.
Wow. That's not common.
Well there was that....
what...you don't think a lanky sexagenarian with lighting fast reflexes who can also run at full speed through european villages without getting winded is plausible?
The Shiva?!?
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I have no problem with that. The problem with Taken 2 is that it lost all that made Taken 1 good. Neeson's character was awesome because he used determination, wit and skills to beat everyone. In the 2nd part the action sequences lacked that and he was just a regular action superhero. He also seems to have lost some of that drive. They tried to make the same movie but a movie so heavily reliant on good action direction coulndn't be better with a 2 classes worse director.
Rachel Getting Married, Jesus titty ****ing Christ this is a bad movie!
EDIT, It's a house full of hipsters and they are having dishwasher loading races while someone plays the violin, Anne Hathaway, why are you in this movie?!!!
I haven't been this angry at my TV since watching The Village, arrrghhhh!
EDIT, It's a house full of hipsters and they are having dishwasher loading races while someone plays the violin, Anne Hathaway, why are you in this movie?!!!
I haven't been this angry at my TV since watching The Village, arrrghhhh!
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cloverfield x robot jox
cloverfield x robot jox
robot jox was awesome though
I know it was up for a bunch of awards but I couldn't get through more than 20 minutes of American Hustle.
i thought it was decent, but nowhere near award winning.
it was fairly average...
Bump
Bad Boys for Life is truly awful.
Bad Boys for Life is truly awful.
I’m halfway into Gator.
Some sexist, racist stuff.
Some sexist, racist stuff.
You should see Gemini Man.
BB4L was terrible.
Gemini Man was terrible, vaguely recall the ending was like they ran out of budget filming the final showdown...
Watched white lightning the other day, thought i might watch the sequel to that masterpiece.
Was it arousing? Asking for a friend.
I watched the theatrical one with no cat-anuses fwiw
Taylor Swift looks nice as a furry.
The documentary on 2020
