Skinny jeans only look good on skinny chicks with a Paris Hilton type body - no hips and no curves. You can't judge a book by its cover but... for the most part, the naked curvies beat the hell out of stick figures in the sack. :thatsall:
But But But, No hips, and no curves????? What the hell would be the point?????
Seriously, I wager that the Woman in the "Muffin" picture, most likely is an actrative woman, probably fairly Busty, and If she were smart enough to wear the Proper jeans for her shape, I bet we would be seeing her with some really nice Badonkadonk goin on..... Nuthin like making that Small to medium A$$ look extra large!!!!!!
By the way, I started drinking about an hour ago, that way I would be fully ready to get myself into trouble in this thread
Some women are there to ride, while others are there for.... the meat, I suppose (tempting as you make it sound...), still others are just trying to be alpha-female (perhaps for the purpose of catching some game?? or maybe just to be alpha, who freakin' knows...)
At the risk of generalizing, I have noticed that guys tend to not notice this dynamic amongst the chics, which can tend to piss chics off even more...
And to make matters worse, they think the chics complaining of such dynamics are crazy (see previous commentaries in this very thread). BUT, while chics may be CRAZY (and I'm not agruing we aren't), guys aren't immune from their own special brand of....."issues". So quit making fun!! :biggrin:
For the record. If she is Out in the woods, that means she is on the trail, not hanging groupie style at the trail head!!!! That means she can ride!!!!!
Ive noticed if a girl is eating an ice cream and its cold out... shes very likely fat.
Also, it seems the fatter the girl, the more likely they are to wear animal prints. Those tight cheetah print stretch pants should come with a warning label: "If you weigh more than the animal this garment/print is fashioned after, DO NOT WEAR"
Also, proportionately, the hotter the girl the less well they can cook. I eat out a lot....
Ive noticed if a girl is eating an ice cream and its cold out... shes very likely fat.
Also, it seems the fatter the girl, the more likely they are to wear animal prints. Those tight cheetah print stretch pants should come with a warning label: "If you weigh more than the animal this garment/print is fashioned after, DO NOT WEAR"
Also, proportionately, the hotter the girl the less well they can cook. I eat out a lot....
As much as I'd like to see a larger female population in mountain biking, specifically downhilling, there is the tragic "guy sport" ego-hurdle that I have encountered while riding with girls. There are exceptions of course, and they are quite enjoyable to have on rides. The vast majority seem to think they ALWAYS have something to prove, and they want everyone to know it. This is somewhat frustrating because the DH world is already too devoid of female participants, and that doesn't help any.
As for the young girls/old girls....I, at the age of 23, am young enough to be entertained by older women seeking attention and old enough to be entertained (marginally) by younger women seeking attention. The older women typically get my attention unless they are Xanax popping suburban skitzo trophy-wives. The younger ones I usually want to inflict a spinal injury upon when the mouth opens. This is why I am dating a foreign girl (I won't go into that right now) who is a few years older.
Unaware fat girls or oblivious butterfaces provide me with much humor throughout the day.
I'm thinking "Rachael Ray" types.... they shoot her from the waist up while shes cooking, but every once in a while, BAM you see what shes working with.
I never trust a skinny chef for the same reason. You gotta love food to cook it well.
Some women are there to ride, while others are there for.... the meat, I suppose (tempting as you make it sound...), still others are just trying to be alpha-female (perhaps for the purpose of catching some game?? or maybe just to be alpha, who freakin' knows...)
At the risk of generalizing, I have noticed that guys tend to not notice this dynamic amongst the chics, which can tend to piss chics off even more...
And to make matters worse, they think the chics complaining of such dynamics are crazy (see previous commentaries in this very thread). BUT, while chics may be CRAZY (and I'm not agruing we aren't), guys aren't immune from their own special brand of....."issues". So quit making fun!! :biggrin:
I'm thinking "Rachael Ray" types.... they shoot her from the waist up while shes cooking, but every once in a while, BAM you see what shes working with.
I never trust a skinny chef for the same reason. You gotta love food to cook it well.
Bear!!! Where's DH Girlie?? Hmm. That could make for an interesting photo montage, kinda like "Where's Waldo?" Except it would be "Where's DH Girlie?" and you'd have to find her tiny image hidden in Bear's extensive hair maze, or hiding behind the drapes, you get the idea!
Man, if I had photoshop on my work computer this could be a fun friday!
Bear!!! Where's DH Girlie?? Hmm. That could make for an interesting photo montage, kinda like "Where's Waldo?" Except it would be "Where's DH Girlie?" and you'd have to find her tiny image hidden in Bear's extensive hair maze, or hiding behind the drapes, you get the idea!
Man, if I had photoshop on my work computer this could be a fun friday!
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