[Jozz]

My bad... outline of events are as follows;

12:30pm - HR lady struggles to fit the cake into fridge in the lunch room.

12:30-3:00 - yadda yadda yadda

3:00-4:00pm - Employee meeting. Cake still intact .

4:00pm-6:52pm - yadda yadda yadda

6:53pm - Suspect strolls into cafeteria and pulls lunch bag from fridge. Suspect returns to fridge and peaks in the cake box.

6:54pm-6:56pm - Suspect walks away from the fridge for two minutes and leaves the fridge door open like a savage.

6:56pm - Suspect returns with plate objects, bends down and proceeds to fuckin' scoop cake out of the box. Suspect is now identified as Cake Thief.

6:57pm - Cake Thief returns to table where he put his lunch bag and chows down.

....

6:00am - Following morning: HR manager sends email to IT, marked as VERY IMPORTANT (and read receipt requested), asking that the cameras be reviewed.

eos

Well thank you.

 

[canadmos]

Who the hell eats lunch at 6:57PM?

People working at a 24 hour manufacturing plant.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Who the hell eats lunch at 6:57PM?

"Dinner sack" sounds kinda dirty.

NTTAWWT.

 

[Jozz]

I blame Justin for cake cravers proliferation.

 

[Randomshot]

I think im most concerned about the miscreant that left the fridge door open

 

[jstuhlman]

DAMMIT @canadmos - y u still no pictures???

 

[jonKranked]

Who the hell eats lunch at 6:57PM?

Second shift?

 

[jonKranked]

My bad... outline of events are as follows;

12:30pm - HR lady struggles to fit the cake into fridge in the lunch room.

12:30-3:00 - yadda yadda yadda

3:00-4:00pm - Employee meeting. Cake still intact .

4:00pm-6:52pm - yadda yadda yadda

6:53pm - Suspect strolls into cafeteria and pulls lunch bag from fridge. Suspect returns to fridge and peaks in the cake box.

6:54pm-6:56pm - Suspect walks away from the fridge for two minutes and leaves the fridge door open like a savage.

6:56pm - Suspect returns with plate objects, bends down and proceeds to fuckin' scoop cake out of the box. Suspect is now identified as Cake Thief.

6:57pm - Cake Thief returns to table where he put his lunch bag and chows down.

....

6:00am - Following morning: HR manager sends email to IT, marked as VERY IMPORTANT (and read receipt requested), asking that the cameras be reviewed.

eos

Has Cake Thief entered a plea?

 

[rockofullr]

Still intermittently listening to this live AI generated death metal. I honestly can't tell the difference between this and the real thing. The lyrics are sick too.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

People working at a 24 hour manufacturing plant.

You manufacture days?

 

[Full Trucker]

You manufacture days?

No... It clearly states they manufacture hours. Two (2) dozen of them, in fact.

 

[SkaredShtles]

No... It clearly states they manufacture hours. Two (2) dozen of them, in fact.

Fucking Canadian hours. Those goddam things are almost UNIVERSALLY shoddy

 

[rideit]

So, is 45 minutes a Canadian Hour?

 

[rockofullr]

So, is 45 minutes a Canadian Hour?

I hear QA is a mess over there. Reports have Canadian hours ranging from 45 to 73 minutes when measured.

 

[Toshi]

Canadmos will post shocking photos of his ham-leg after injuring it but not even a glimpse of cake or a cake-burglar?!

 

[Pesqueeb]

No... It clearly states they manufacture hours. Two (2) dozen of them, in fact.

Imperial dozen, or metric dozen?

 

[rideit]

I just learned the reason for baker’s dozens from my MIL.
Serious biz ness

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/Bakers-dozen.html

 

[Pesqueeb]

Sniped....

Cake man evidence submitted. Waiting for feedback from HR.

That's a god damn dumb thing to lose a job over.

 

[Nick]

That's a god damn dumb thing to lose a job over.

Seriously.


I should try it on Monday.

 

[Toshi]

Seriously.


I should try it on Monday.

Who is going to video you snatching food from your own fridge, though?

 

[Randomshot]

 

[Pesqueeb]

Seriously.


I should try it on Monday.

You get cake every monday? Why would you leave?

 

[Nick]

You get cake every monday? Why would you leave?

Pie > cake

And I get neither.

 

[stoney]

Haley's bike rebuilt. BMX bars, front brakes, and last year's Secret Santa pink grips put on. Quick sit and it fit, but we'll check better tomorrow when the grips have dried.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Goddam you fuckers. Now I'm hungry for cake AND pie.

 

[Jozz]

Fucking Canadian hours. Those goddam things are almost UNIVERSALLY shoddy

our hours are ours.

 

[Full Trucker]

View attachment 134106

Finally someone comes through with pictures.

 

[jdcamb]

My Buddy caught a bigass Walleye. He made fillet of fish sammich's with tartar sauce and cheddar cheese. He fried them in Beef fat with spicy Bisquick batter. Onion Rolls for the win... Burned my mouth. No fucks given...

 

[rideit]

Well, you certainly posted about it in the most logical thread.