My mom used to work for the USDA testing for "acceptable quantities of <things>" in packaged food.my wife used to work in the food industry. same.
what stories you got?
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My mom used to work for the USDA testing for "acceptable quantities of <things>" in packaged food.my wife used to work in the food industry. same.
what stories you got?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Food_Defect_Action_Levelsmy wife used to work in the food industry. same.
what stories you got?
Like "acceptable quantities of deliciousness in hot dogs"......right?My mom used to work for the FDA testing for "acceptable quantities of <things>" in packaged food.![]()
Beer?I prefer my food to be boiled for a long period of time to kill off any bacteria, filtered then inoculated with microorganisms that piss out food grade disinfectant.
BINGO!Like "acceptable quantities of deliciousness in hot dogs"......right?
Yeah! That's the shit she used to test for! Awesome...Christ almighty...
I can guarantee you'll inhale more than that on a good mid-summer ride/hike....Christ almighty...
Eh, NBD. Most cleanroom environments have an allowable threshold of fecal particulate. And I can assure you that not everyone washes their hands.Christ almighty...
I can guarantee you'll inhale more than that on a good mid-summer ride/hike....
Yeah but now I know, where as before I could eat canned peaches and shredded carrots without having to think about the amount of insect filth I'm ingesting.Eh, NBD. Most cleanroom environments have an allowable threshold of fecal particulate. And I can assure you that not everyone washes their hands.![]()
Could be worse. At least they don't have published limits of schmegma. Then you'd know that's in there.Yeah but now I know, where as before I could eat canned peaches and shredded carrots without having to think about the amount of insect filth I'm ingesting.
I guess I'm on a strict beer diet now.
heh.....I'm sure your local microbreweries have much stricter cleanliness guidelines....Yeah but now I know, where as before I could eat canned peaches and shredded carrots without having to think about the amount of insect filth I'm ingesting.
I guess I'm on a strict beer diet now.
For sure - I've seen them at work in the tuns. TOTALLY sterile and clean in every way.heh.....I'm sure your local microbreweries have much stricter cleanliness guidelines....![]()
might be dirt, but it's sterile dirtI once saw a guy spit-shine a wort kettle
And the head brewmaster's beard.Most microbreweries are class 10000 cleanrooms.....except for the garage doors.
Imagine if pube-beard became a brewmaster?And the head brewmaster's beard.
Whaddya think, Syphilis IPA? Chlamydia Saison?Imagine if pube-beard became a brewmaster?
Most microbreweries are class 10000 cleanrooms.....except for the garage doors.
Friend texted a friend who said he "think's he's cool but will text him to be sure"you should be busy tracking down dan-o
Highlighted for truthiness.Friend texted a friend who said he "think's he's cool but will text him to be sure"
Like my friend just said, if anything bad/serious was going on, he'd have heard about it from at least 1 or 2 guys in our riding/drinking circle of friends. so he's probably just spending more time on the trails/boat/bongshed and less time online.
Gonorrhea SourWhaddya think, Syphilis IPA? Chlamydia Saison?
he's got 2 kids doesn't he?Friend texted a friend who said he "think's he's cool but will text him to be sure"
Like my friend just said, if anything bad/serious was going on, he'd have heard about it from at least 1 or 2 guys in our riding/drinking circle of friends. so he's probably just spending more time on the trails/boat/bongshed and less time online.
Sanding, painting and varnishing, since it was a wooden boat, no?Highlighted for truthiness.
Poor bastard is no doubt stuck in an endless loop of scraping and painting.
Yup...2 boys. Both teenagers at this point I believe.he's got 2 kids doesn't he?
What do you do when you are done painting your wooden boat?Sanding, painting and varnishing, since it was a wooden boat, no?
maybe they both finally figured out if they team up they could overpower himYup...2 boys. Both teenagers at this point I believe.
Don't forget the accidental scuttling and resurrecting too. You know, cause wooden boat.Sanding, painting and varnishing, since it was a wooden boat, no?
Don't let Jose Fernandez drive it?What do you do when you are done painting your wooden boat
I dunno....he's a 'squatch like Stoney.maybe they both finally figured out if they team up they could overpower him
Perhaps he is spending all his time styling his Faux-HawkI dunno....he's a 'squatch like Stoney.
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