Person that the HOA pay to come clear the parking lot and sidewalks.The heck is a community plow?
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Yeah that don't do that in my subdivision, I wish they did. The county requires me to keep my sidewalk clear too, and I have like 270' of sidewalk. ><
Heck no, man.
Snowplow driver es mi hermano!
In Denver proper you are required to clear your sidewalk within 24 hours of measurable snow.
Same here I believe. At least 48hrs, but I think it's 24.
I don't even really like CO that much. Too many people.
I fixed that for you.
No no no. Fuck no.
Yeah I hate crowds, makes me super anxious. I typically avoid them. 
That's how i feel about Jackson in:I don't even really like CO that much. Too many people.
The Summer
The Winter
So it's nice in the fall... sounds about right.
Yeah, we pretty much all GTFO for the entire month of April, and some of May/ Fall is titties, though. It is NOT crowded over on the Idaho side, I can get away from all people in about a mile from any trailhead (except for up at Targhee).
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
It hasn't snowed in my hood since that pic of the car from 2 years ago. That was close to a record for my area as well (14" woot!). It is very clear and sunny today. I was a jackass and forgot my lunch this morning. Lucky I found a full punch card for the cheese steak cart and he hooked me up with chips and a mexican coke because Ben is awesome like that. Totally worth the cold ass walk there and back.
For the record, I have never shoveled snow. That seems like work and I avoid that.
For the record, I have never shoveled snow. That seems like work and I avoid that.
Growing up in Chicago I used to bank shoveling snow. I could pull in $50-$70 bucks in two days, at 12 years old. Need your garage shoveled out too? Cha-ching.
Ha, it snowed when I was 4, but I remember. Not enough to require shoveling 
Where I grew up:
Where I grew up:
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And bigly.
driveway/walks are shoveled
work has been worked
crockpot full of chicken and veggies is making the house smell like its ready for dinner (the wife will be pleased)
wine is being drank
420 is almost upon us
blue skies are back
Could be worse! Just need moar snow at the resorts so skiing will be worth it
work has been worked
crockpot full of chicken and veggies is making the house smell like its ready for dinner (the wife will be pleased)
wine is being drank
420 is almost upon us
blue skies are back
Could be worse! Just need moar snow at the resorts so skiing will be worth it
YES, but have you had tremendous success with your stairs?
Wait a second... are we still talking about *stairs*? 
I arrived late and it was the only post I understood because Nebraska and BMW and @Toshi explaining the HRM and chest mount o his wife. You gotta be quick around here.Wait a second... are we still talking about *stairs*?
Seems like an Astro Creep 2000 kind of a night.
Well fuck. Engine just died on the expedition. Would happen right in the middle of escrow
Like won't start/run or like threw a rod out of the side of the block?
Are you naked outside?
One of those WTF days when too many people let you down at work.
Then you come home and this is waiting for you and the day is saved!
https://soundcloud.com/user-440482641-823064720/dunwich-hm-2-test-1/s-Zu58b
Then you come home and this is waiting for you and the day is saved!
https://soundcloud.com/user-440482641-823064720/dunwich-hm-2-test-1/s-Zu58b
can't you get one for next to nothing from a junkyard...
Went on a date tonight. Her idea was to get a drink and talk. I assumed that meant going to a bar somewhere. So I took her to my place. It turns out she is crazy and knows where I live now. Clearly I am an idiot..... Phack....
There called auto salvage or wrecking yards, sometimes recyclers. There is no junk!!! Just unorganized inventory that looks like junk.
I had a rough day. Evicting a wrecking yard and the fucker purposely dumped a bunch of oil on the ground. So I acquisitioned his forklift if and until he cleans his mess up. I gotta start cleaning tomorrow so he's fucked. He can pay me back. I was hitting rocks across the empty lot with a greasy bat I found when assholes brother showed up to whine about the forklift. I never put it down through out our "discussion". He said he was trying to do the right thing, yet couldn't explain why he dumped 100 gallons of used motor oil on the ground.
Is that a beer run?A new trail has sprung up...
dumping 100 gallons of motor oil......who do you call to fuck them over for that?
Not the soon to be head of the EPA. He probably thinks that's fine.
It was a holy-hell-its-cold-out-here-lets-get-back-to-the-car run.
Like won't start/run or like threw a rod out of the side of the block?
Blew a spark plug out of a cylinder for second time in same cylinder.
Likely not. It's an 02 so most of those will be gone.
Biggest issue is space to do the job and money. Can't rack it on the credit card right now with being in escrow for the house and current garage has not the space. Not going to attempt in the driveway with the current weather conditions either.
Probably just pull it and rebuild it myself after house is done
send the asshole the bill
also, do you always deal with junkyards in your normal job workings?
you'd wanna call the county or state guys first.
Expeditions are infamous for that.
The cold crap is supposed to hit us on the 14th...
Izzit the venerable 5L?
4.6 and 5.4L 3V were the shitty ones, iirc.
Yep, My grandfather started auto wrecking in the 1930's now i run the family buisness with my two sisters and my dad. Hes 75 so doesnt do much. We dont have our own yard anymore but rent out about 65 acres of auto wreaking property. My office is at the original 1973 location. We also have 60 acres of truck storage near here. All located on the border here is san diego. Particularly on otay mesa where all the tunnels are found. We are about a mile or two from the boarder. So yes junkyards is my everyday since i was born till the day i die.
I cant send the guy the bill because he lost his visa and cant come back to america. Part of why hes getting evicted. I rarely have any recourse with people due to being forgein or being protected by a corporation/ LLC. So i sometimes have to go the gangster route and take a mother fuckers forklift. I could go on for days with stories of shit that has happened around here. We deal with almost every government agency. Fun stuff sometimes.