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2 Good words to end the week!

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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your fired?
nice booty?
free beer?
free money?

just thought i would add a few more.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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free money = while in cali I went to take $100 our of an ATM and it gave me $200 I checked my account and in fact they only deducted $100.
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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stosh said:
free money = while in cali I went to take $100 our of an ATM and it gave me $200 I checked my account and in fact they only deducted $100.
That's part of Ahnold's plan.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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Echo said:
Californian money is worth less.
Yeah well for every dollar I spend here it takes 2 over there so I broke even. Everything is more expensive there except for the bridge toll and they were complaining about that.
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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biggins said:
cheap perfume

brings up the question...


why do strippers always smell like watermelon?

Or somekind of fruity sheeeet????

I'll ask one tonight i guess.....
 

Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
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DVNT said:
brings up the question...


why do strippers always smell like watermelon?

Or somekind of fruity sheeeet????

I'll ask one tonight i guess.....
I like that citrus-smellin' stuff, kinda orangey or lemony.

Sometimes just the hairspray is enough to make me sneeze.
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Fathead said:
I like that citrus-smellin' stuff, kinda orangey or lemony.

Sometimes just the hairspray is enough to make me sneeze.

true, most of places reek of smoke anyway, but it's that hubba bubba watermelon smell that stinks after a while, especially while you are enjoying a beer.

and the view.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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dh girlie said:
You get free money...see beautiful sites...and you STILL bag on Cali?!?!? You are banished from further visits!
The people out there with the exception of Brian and his wife scare me. My uncle included!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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That is something else I noticed. With the exception of Brian and his wife I didn't meet one person born and raised in Cali.
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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stosh said:
The people out there with the exception of Brian and his wife scare me. My uncle included!
Don't you live in the burg that's scary if you ask me.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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Skookum said:
bowel movement

your standards get pretty low when your trying to rehab from an injury..... :nopity: :monkey:

pain killers



they certainly but a block on the ol' pipes
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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dh girlie said:
Oh OH! I've got one..

desperate loser...

HAHAHAH!
heres two for you

uncalled for!




cause i have absolutely no desire to live in cali.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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biggins said:
pain killers



they certainly but a block on the ol' pipes
yes it took me 3 days to pinch a little loafer after my surgery..... :dead:

i still have 2 percocets left, i've got em in a fire extinguisher box near my bed, y'know the in case of emergency ones.... :drool: :)
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Skookum said:
yes it took me 3 days to pinch a little loafer after my surgery..... :dead:

Dam Son! I think that qualifies for the Endurance Training Forum!
 

Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
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DVNT said:
true, most of places reek of smoke anyway, but it's that hubba bubba watermelon smell that stinks after a while, especially while you are enjoying a beer.

and the view.
I just had to bring this thread back to share: I smelled that s%!t last week in a community college class I teach. At first I was thinking, "what the hell? where's the dancer?" then I took a good look at the middle of the first row. . . yup, there she is.

I hope I can go the whole semester without calling it out. Gotta stay perfeshunal.