what the frickin heck is this thing?
gotta love Pinkbike!
gotta love Pinkbike!
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ioscope said:I'll hurt your feelings!! Ohhh Snap!
you guys have seen the vin diesel fact generator, no?bibs said:aka : The Vin Diesel?
the random vin diesel fact page said:Vin Diesel's urine is thought so highly of in Germany that it is used as mouthwash.
I got this one:Toshi said:
Vin Diesel Fact Generator said:Vin Diesel currently owns the single largest collection of mummified cats in the world. When questioned about the motivation for such a collection, Vin's only reply was, "They aren't ripe yet."
good quoting skills . hit reload on that page and prepare for seconds, if not minutes, of amusementMtnbikeMike said:I got this one:
bwahahaha!Never, ever, say 'Vin Diesel' five times whilst looking into a mirror. Nothing happens, but you look like a twat.
Vin diesel page said:Saying the words "MOLAKUM, VORADEUS, GLORKANO!" will turn his skin bright green for 20 minutes. You can do this up to 6 times a day.
Vin diesel page said:When Vin Diesel died, the last word he uttered was "Sled". That puzzled a lot of people, because Vin was allergic to snow. After a thorough investigation, it was discovered that "Sled" was the name of a rose bud he was cultivating at the time.
Vin diesel page said:Vin Diesel can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.
Vin diesel page said:The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a mother****ing stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs. Then, Vin Diesel gave back God's bong.
Vin diesel page said:Vin Diesel was once attacked by thousands of ninjas seeking to pry the answer as to why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch from his head. Vin Diesel murdered them all, ground them up, and put them in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
i knew it!!!Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".
And with that i decided to find another random website...............Vin Diesel's semen is so corrosive that if he were ever to ejaculate it would tear apart the very fabric of the universe.
dirtjumpP.1 said:better yet, why does it have mechs on it?
i dont think this is a 2006 bike... in fact, i think its kind of old
OKOKOKBack in the day, before he was a movie star, Sean Connery was trying to take over the world. He was foiled by Vin Diesel and a masked kid who later rapped about his experiences. This kid is known as Will Smith.
Too much Information.Vin Diesel cuts his penis off every night with baling twine only to find it fully regenerated the next morning. Only he and the billy goats know why.
...they just won't STOP!!!After going back in time to single-handedly lead the Greek army to victory at the Battle of Thermopylae, Vin Diesel corraled all the remaining Persian soldiers into a straight line and impaled them all through the gut with his enormous penis. He then used their corpses to kick around the disembodied heads littering the battlefield, thus inventing the sport of foosball.
Sandwich said:single pivot,
RS Super Deluxe, unstickered,
Cheapo taiwan Mechanicals,
and a sticker kit that says "Zaskar" which is a hardtail.
Somebody's fooling, but they've done well, it looks like the new gt ydrive
Haha that's sweet.Vin deisel fact machine said:Vin Diesel once ate 30 hardboiled eggs with no problem, then made love to 20 virgins.