In the future with 5G UW everywhere and super high resolution smart glasses with a Minority Report style interface... maybe!
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Currently sitting in urgent care getting hand glued shut and a tetanus shot. Cut my hand on an open can lid while I was pushing trash into the bag so I could slide the drawer out. Haley has now learned why she needs to take out the trash when it's full, not just stuff the trash and let someone else deal with it.
Otherwise, work. Still trying to get a match to stain for Wifey's new dry bar to the floor. Her last "frustration" point of the house to get it to how she wants it are the kitchen counters and I'm at the "fuck it, happy wife" point. Also, she makes our lush lifestyle happen, so yeah. Working the math as to how best do it.
Otherwise, work. Still trying to get a match to stain for Wifey's new dry bar to the floor. Her last "frustration" point of the house to get it to how she wants it are the kitchen counters and I'm at the "fuck it, happy wife" point. Also, she makes our lush lifestyle happen, so yeah. Working the math as to how best do it.
Whenever I come home the recycling bins are full. "Oh, I meant to do it!" Yeah, but you never do...I wish my wife's parents had done this.
Wait - why wasn't the can in the recycling??
Srsly - and the trash and recycling cans are *just* outside the door to the garage. It's quite literally 15 steps away.Whenever I come home the recycling bins are full. "Oh, I meant to do it!" Yeah, but you never do...
It was. Using interchangeably.I wish my wife's parents had done this.
Wait - why wasn't the can in the recycling??
Morning fake internet friends! Finally reduced the quantity of blood in my coffee-stream to acceptable levels, time to start doing whatever it is I get paid to do, should probably figure out what that is first.
Sounded like an awesome situation right up until that ellipsis. Been there with 3 out of 4 grandparents, getting there with my dad, Alzheimer's is pretty much the definition of "not fun".
Has she though?! has she really? Should we take bets on how long this lesson sticks?!
(I may be projecting a bit here...)
Whoever wins has to put $2.50 of that into their long term investment account. They'll thank me in 18 years.
I lived with black widows in Atlanta. Interesting critters, incredibly strong webs.
We probably live with black widows... I don't really check. We are also a "live and let live" household when it comes to spiders, wasps, and other assorted insects.
But not hornets. Fuck those fuckers.
And ants. If you fuckin' ants show up *in* my house, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
Definitely black widows over there. When I lived in Aurora, I accidentally kicked the baseboard off the sink cabinet in our bathroom. Found a whole family of them chilling in there...We probably live with black widows... I don't really check. We are also a "live and let live" household when it comes to spiders, wasps, and other assorted insects.
But not hornets. Fuck those fuckers.
And ants. If you fuckin' ants show up *in* my house, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
i generally will scuttle any insects I encounter to the out of doors. but not silverfish or centipedes. sorry not sorry.We probably live with black widows... I don't really check. We are also a "live and let live" household when it comes to spiders, wasps, and other assorted insects.
But not hornets. Fuck those fuckers.
And ants. If you fuckin' ants show up *in* my house, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
They say that “No man can be in love that has a toothache”.
I am currently not in love.
I am currently not in love.
Yeah - I'll include earwigs in the "you get squished now" family...
Contract pending on MIL1's CA condo. Off market sale to contractor we've been working with. We know it's low - maybe $10-15k - but getting out is our priority. Plus we have paper trail showing he knows what he's getting into if he tries to come back at us. Sale is "as-is", but just covering our asses.
BOOM! Nice job. Glad MIL1 didn't insist on anything unreasonable...
*Yet*BOOM! Nice job. Glad MIL1 didn't insist on anything unreasonable...
There's still time.
There is always room to compact the trash and make room for one more piece of rubbish.
Don't forget, if it sticks, it's time to take it out. I don't care if it's half empty, if you notice a funk, take that shit out or kill list.
"I'm starting to think that I should go out to make sure nothing important gets thrown away..."BOOM! Nice job. Glad MIL1 didn't insist on anything unreasonable...
The solution is I fly with her, take a Monday and Friday off, she gets two days of me throwing shit into one room as she looks through it. Once the contract is signed - should be tomorrow, after RE atty looks at contract - then she can't get out. She gets to watch me really "clean".
What's she planning to do with the stuff she wants to save? Let it rot in a storage unit out there?
Woot just received my route for tomorrow. First transport is at 0815 and is only 15 minutes from my house. I get to sleep in until 6am and have a nice breakfast for once
and then pay for the unit forever and ever
Who is Woot and why would they care about your route for tomorrow?
my alter egoWho is Woot and why would they care about your route for tomorrow?
too bad it wasn't Zoot. that naughty girl lit the grail shaped beacon and needs a spanking!
Spent an hour organizing the shop/basement. If I spend a few hours a day working at it I can probably have it all sorted in a few years.
I'm in the same messy boat.