Was the vagina attached to another coyote? Or did it just fly around circumsizing people?Westy said:Did a literature report in 12th grade on ancient folklore. Some Indian folklore has a story about the vagina having teeth and the heroic coyote solving the problem with a stone phallus.
I think they were talking about human vages. From what I remember there was a poem that went something like this.BurlyShirley said:Was the vagina attached to another coyote? Or did it just fly around circumsizing people?
That's pure gold Westy....pure gold.Westy said:I think they were talking about human vages. From what I remember there was a poem that went something like this.
Back in the day womens @#$%s (genitals) had teeth.
It was hard to be a man.
The great coyote made a #@$(genital) from stone and ****ed the teeth out.
I kid you not, that was a poem I wrote about in some stupid report. I was just trying to piss off the teacher with bad language. She actally liked the paper though.
It would make for some interesting eisodes of Martha Stewart.Bullitrider said:What if you ate with your butt and s**t/farted out your mouth?
ThePriceSeliger said:This thread sucks without pics!
I don't know, I think a barbed penis might be pretty bad.BurlyShirley said:Would be the worst invention ever.
Well....at least the teeth go out... *shudder*.......or maybe being a torture museum, they went in..... *double shudder*....jdschall said:From the medieval torture museum in San Gimignano, Italy.
A chastity belt with teeth...
Perhaps H8R's Panty debuncher has met its match!
What's that 2nd hole for?jdschall said:From the medieval torture museum in San Gimignano, Italy.
A chastity belt with teeth...
Perhaps H8R's Panty debuncher has met its match!
Announcer: [a show logo appears...] Now, with more on "Martha Stewart's Living" [the logo disappears and the camera zooms in].Tenchiro said:It would make for some interesting eisodes of Martha Stewart.
It was a H8R quote about Brian Peppers genitals being a combination of male and female parts, having teeth and bad breath. Blech.DRB said:Wasn't stinky's signature something about a vagina with teeth. This thread was made for Stinky.
Whoooo....off the deep end, eh?MMike said:Announcer: [a show logo appears...] Now, with more on "Martha Stewart's Living" [the logo disappears and the camera zooms in].
Martha Stewart: In the past few days we've all heard of the healthy benefits of interorectogestion, and so making food that can be inserted into the ass is essential. [begins to move to her left] Now, everyone knows that some foods are simple to shove up the ass - puddings, soups, raisins... this is a nice raisin pudding right here - but we can also still eat our favorite foods. What we're gonna do today is prepare a Thanksgiving turkey for interorecto. [reaches the turkey and stops] Now, the key to shoving a turkey up your ass is first wrapping it in string, keeping the pointy wings neatly at the side. [starts wrapping the turkey. Two FBI agents show up at the rear of the set]
FBI agent: Ms. Stewart, we have some questions.
Martha Stewart: [starts wrapping faster] Not right now, I just wanna focus on my turkey, [softly] right now. [the agents withdraw. She finishes and lays the turkey down on a platter] Now, we're going to baste the turkey with lubricating gel rather than with juice - this'll help smooth the insertion later on. We still bake at four hundred degrees for twenty minutes a pound. [leaves that turkey alone and moves further left to a turkey fresh from the oven] When it's done we'll get something like this. [grins] So now we're ready to go. Looks delicious. Let's try it out. [takes the cooked turkey, moves to a clear area onstage, sets the platter down, stands the turkey up, moves into position, and sits on the turkey. Slowly, with grunts every few seconds, she eats the turkey with her butt] Aaaaa-... Yeah, get it up there. Yeah. AAAA. Yeeaahhhh. [one final heavy grunt, and a sigh of relief, then she stands up] Phew. And that is how you eat a turkey. [grins] We'll be right back with more. [grins, and exit music plays]
uhmm..BurlyShirley said:What's that 2nd hole for?
I don't know what you're talking about.DRB said:Wasn't stinky's signature something about a vagina with teeth. This thread was made for Stinky.
Male cats have them...I don't know, I think a barbed penis might be pretty bad.
The Cheese
Whole male cats have barbed penises (much like a fishhook), and upon withdrawal, the female cat will often scream (whether from ecstasy or pain is questionable). It is also believed that the barbed penis stimulates ovulation. In fact, breeders sometimes use "Teaser Toms" to stimulate ovulation and end the estrus cycle in queens which are not yet ready for breeding. Teaser Toms are neutered by vasectomy, leaving the barbs on the penis to stimulate ovulation.
Researchers from the University of Alaska discovered that the penis of Oxyura vittata, when fully extended, measures about 17 inches (0.5 meters) long. When not in use, the corkscrew-shaped penis retracts into the duck's abdomen.
The Argentine lake duck is small, weighing a little more than a pound (640 grams) and extending about 16 inches (41 centimeters) long from head to tail. Its penis, at about 17 inches, is the longest of any bird known so far, said McCracken.
"Measurements that we had taken before were all from dissected birds, and we thought [the penis] was about 20 centimeters [8 inches]," he said. "But in April we were in Argentina collecting birds for another genetic study, and we found this bird running around in its natural form, with its penis hanging out, which was something we'd never seen before."
The Argentine lake duck is a stiff-tail duck; its tail feathers spike upward and its legs are set far back on its body. The bird is extremely clumsy on land and spends most of its time in the water.
Many species in the stiff-tail duck family have relatively long penises, said McCracken, but more along the lines of 8 inches (20 centimeters).
The base of the Argentine lake duck's penis is covered with coarse spines, while the tip is soft and brush-like. The researchers think a drake may use the brush-like tip as a sort of cleansing instrument before ejaculation to remove sperm in the females oviduct that was deposited by another suitor, thus increasing the mating drake's chances of paternity.
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1588689&postcount=35It was a H8R quote about Brian Peppers genitals being a combination of male and female parts, having teeth and bad breath. Blech.