[Alfred]

i dunno im sober quite a bit when i do that kinda stuff

If you don't add to this next week with something involving dog poo, I will be very disappointed.

 

[lovebunny]

ohhh man. i forgot to tell everyone the best part of my job. we have a whoooole dumpster full of dog sh!t at my work and i know the combination to open it

 

[stevew]

Set off firecrackers in school cafeteria.

 

[Alfred]

ohhh man. i forgot to tell everyone the best part of my job. we have a whoooole dumpster full of dog sh!t at my work and i know the combination to open it

They have webcams and lock the poop in a vault? Jesus Christ man. :nonono:

 

[N8 v2.0]

A couple years ago I ditched my 26 inch wheeled bikes for the totally delinquency of the 29er....


neaky:

 

[llkoolkeg]

I hate to admit it, but from 5th through 10th grades, I did ALL those things listed and then a lot more in the other category...nothing really hateful or mean but I got into a LOT of mischief involving improvised munitions...usually after raiding my dad's bar for another 4/5 of liquor. It was not until discovering the sweet leaf in 10th grade that I finally mellowed out and stopped being such a punk. Ahhh the misadventures of foolish youth...

 

[lovebunny]

They have webcams and lock the poop in a vault? Jesus Christ man. :nonono:

well the real reason for the webcams is our"high profile" dogs. theyre the ones that work for the US customs and FBI and all that jazz. and the poops jsut in a dumpster with a lock on it so people dont put there crap in our dumpster

 

[Frorider1]

I used to just blow everything up I could. Then I got a job where I just blew boats up.

 

[N8 v2.0]

I used to just blow everything up I could. Then I got a job where I just blew boats up.

So, what you're telling is.... you blow?

 

[Frorider1]

So, what you're telling is.... you blow?

I saw that coming :redhot:

 

[N8 v2.0]

I saw that coming :redhot:

..and yet....

 

[Alfred]

well the real reason for the webcams is our"high profile" dogs. theyre the ones that work for the US customs and FBI and all that jazz. and the poops jsut in a dumpster with a lock on it so people dont put there crap in our dumpster

Your explanation is far less fun than it could be.

 

[Del]

My friend and I found an open, keyless Masterlock in 7th grade and on our walk home from school we locked some poor sap's mailbox shut.