America, fvck yeah!
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the harpoons.
man them.
man them.
That line makes me think that it's a satirical article.
You could render her down into a few hundred gallons of bio-diesel.
Simpsons already did it.
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Psychological problems... She haz them! 
giving the camera her "bedroom eyes" look.....
if there were a magazine that catered to this sort of thing....tits/ass/cooter type thing.....do you think the pics would be scratch-n-sniff? would they just end up smelling like dumpster full of fish?
her gynecologist is one lucky guy.
I guess she can't see that one leg is shorter than the other.
wtf is that?
if she doesn't shave her legs for a week, they could look like those 2 hecklers on the muppets
wonder how much soap she would make..
"santa fe lean"I guess she can't see that one leg is shorter than the other.
One of Jenn's friends, who is an ER nurse, said they were putting in a catheter for a large woman who came in... and it took two of them assisting to, and I quote, "hold back her miles of labia."
I would imagine sleeping with this woman would be a similar experience. Do you have to invite two friends to help out every time you want to get laid? Is there some kind of specialty product made just for enormous people to help pin back... everything that needs pinning? Like giant binder clips or something? When giant people lose a lot of weight, there is a lot of loose skin flapping around. Does that apply everywhere? Does it hang low, wobble to-and-fro, to be tied in a knot or a bow?
So many questions...
I would imagine sleeping with this woman would be a similar experience. Do you have to invite two friends to help out every time you want to get laid? Is there some kind of specialty product made just for enormous people to help pin back... everything that needs pinning? Like giant binder clips or something? When giant people lose a lot of weight, there is a lot of loose skin flapping around. Does that apply everywhere? Does it hang low, wobble to-and-fro, to be tied in a knot or a bow?
So many questions...
there are sites for this.
Ratchet straps.
Well okay,...One of Jenn's friends, who is an ER nurse, said they were putting in a catheter for a large woman who came in... and it took two of them assisting to, and I quote, "hold back her miles of labia."
I would imagine sleeping with this woman would be a similar experience. Do you have to invite two friends to help out every time you want to get laid? Is there some kind of specialty product made just for enormous people to help pin back... everything that needs pinning? Like giant binder clips or something? When giant people lose a lot of weight, there is a lot of loose skin flapping around. Does that apply everywhere? Does it hang low, wobble to-and-fro, to be tied in a knot or a bow?
So many questions so much fapping I must do...
My ER Doctor friend told me about large guys getting an invaginated penis.
"I take off my robe and wizard hat"
in this case becomes...
"I put on my snorkel and scuba mask"
Back to another thread in the PAWN a few months ago...........our neighborhood pool has been esspecially packed this summer with obease women all who pranced around the pool deck like they were Megan Fox or Kate Beckinsale.........pardon while I vomit in my mouth a bit.
As with this woman there seems to be a mindset that appearance be damned........I'm HAWT with my "miles of labia"!!!!
ftfy.
as my physics prof used to say, "show your work for full credit"
A good self image is very important
good point. i'm sure there's an eel and octopus in there somewhere.
Would she be required to PROVE she is wearing the bottom half of a swimsuit? I doubt you would know either way.
Dive on in.
The real cause of sea level rise.Dive on in.
Release the kraken!
