orly?That line makes me think that it's a satirical article.
Before I knew it I was 700. I'm still very healthy, very mobile, and active. I'm looking forward to pushing the limits and seeing just how fat I can get. It's hard to put into words what it feels like.
i wonder how many black boyfriends she has
giving the camera her "bedroom eyes" look.....
I guess she can't see that one leg is shorter than the other.
wtf is that?
if she doesn't shave her legs for a week, they could look like those 2 hecklers on the muppets
wonder how much soap she would make..You could render her down into a few hundred gallons of bio-diesel.
"santa fe lean"I guess she can't see that one leg is shorter than the other.
there are sites for this.Like giant binder clips or something?
Ratchet straps.Is there some kind of specialty product made just for enormous people to help pin back...
So many questions...
Well okay,...One of Jenn's friends, who is an ER nurse, said they were putting in a catheter for a large woman who came in... and it took two of them assisting to, and I quote, "hold back her miles of labia."
I would imagine sleeping with this woman would be a similar experience. Do you have to invite two friends to help out every time you want to get laid? Is there some kind of specialty product made just for enormous people to help pin back... everything that needs pinning? Like giant binder clips or something? When giant people lose a lot of weight, there is a lot of loose skin flapping around. Does that apply everywhere? Does it hang low, wobble to-and-fro, to be tied in a knot or a bow?
So many questions so much fapping I must do...
And a few rolls of duct tape. That will fix it right up.Ratchet straps.
Miles................and I quote, "hold back her miles of labia."
"I take off my robe and wizard hat"lather up her thighs with tartar sauce and have a fish buffett.
Back to another thread in the PAWN a few months ago...........our neighborhood pool has been esspecially packed this summer with obease women all who pranced around the pool deck like they were Megan Fox or Kate Beckinsale.........pardon while I vomit in my mouth a bit.giving the camera her "bedroom eyes" look.....
as my physics prof used to say, "show your work for full credit"obease women all who pranced around the pool deck
A good self image is very importantBack to another thread in the PAWN a few months ago...........our neighborhood pool has been esspecially packed this summer with obease women all who pranced around the pool deck like they were Megan Fox or Kate Beckinsale.........pardon while I vomit in my mouth a bit.
As with this woman there seems to be a mindset that appearance be damned........I'm HAWT with my "miles of labia"!!!!
good point. i'm sure there's an eel and octopus in there somewhere.ftfy.
Would she be required to PROVE she is wearing the bottom half of a swimsuit? I doubt you would know either way.as my physics prof used to say, "show your work for full credit"