wow, twice in one week i get to tell you monkies about a true idiot and hopefully this will tide you over until i hear back from the myspace case.
i was in FEDERAL court yesterday to testify in a suppression hearing on a gun case. i caught the defendant actively shooting a pistol behind an apartment complex on the 4th of july last year. the def. is a convicted felon and a validated gang member with a lengthy record for violent crimes. (defense attorney was trying to suppress the arrest by trying to argue that i had no reason to stop her client....even though i CAUGHT HIM SHOOTING a pistol. needless to say, she lost the motion to suppress.)
anyway, onto the good part. the defendants brother is also a gang member who i've arrested numerous times for violent crimes and he REALLY doesn't likeme. he is also facing some federal charges himself. before the case was heard, the brother kept pacing back and forth in the lobby where i was waiting for my turn to testify. he'd give me the "evil eye" and mumble the usual cop slurs and eff you's under his breath.
so after i testified i went back into the lobby to await word from the u.s. attorney on the results of the case. i was standing in the hall, talking with a FEDERAL MARSHALL COURT OFFICER when the def's brother comes into the lobby and starts cussing me out. he then proceeded to say: "i'll see you on the street b!tch! i'll take yo pig a$$ out, eff you! eff you! ....."
before i could even respond with a wink and a smile, the Fed Marshall had him twisted up like a pretzel and the "click-click" of the handcuffs could be heard over his rantings. i looked at the FED for some explanation and he said, "he just threatened a federal witness and that's a felony."
ahahahahahahahaha.....i just quietly walked away and withheld my laughter until i got into my car.
again, you can't fix stupid
i was in FEDERAL court yesterday to testify in a suppression hearing on a gun case. i caught the defendant actively shooting a pistol behind an apartment complex on the 4th of july last year. the def. is a convicted felon and a validated gang member with a lengthy record for violent crimes. (defense attorney was trying to suppress the arrest by trying to argue that i had no reason to stop her client....even though i CAUGHT HIM SHOOTING a pistol. needless to say, she lost the motion to suppress.)
anyway, onto the good part. the defendants brother is also a gang member who i've arrested numerous times for violent crimes and he REALLY doesn't likeme. he is also facing some federal charges himself. before the case was heard, the brother kept pacing back and forth in the lobby where i was waiting for my turn to testify. he'd give me the "evil eye" and mumble the usual cop slurs and eff you's under his breath.
so after i testified i went back into the lobby to await word from the u.s. attorney on the results of the case. i was standing in the hall, talking with a FEDERAL MARSHALL COURT OFFICER when the def's brother comes into the lobby and starts cussing me out. he then proceeded to say: "i'll see you on the street b!tch! i'll take yo pig a$$ out, eff you! eff you! ....."
before i could even respond with a wink and a smile, the Fed Marshall had him twisted up like a pretzel and the "click-click" of the handcuffs could be heard over his rantings. i looked at the FED for some explanation and he said, "he just threatened a federal witness and that's a felony."
ahahahahahahahaha.....i just quietly walked away and withheld my laughter until i got into my car.
again, you can't fix stupid