I'm 36 and have had all the trim I could ever ask for before I was married. Never wore cologne. Never will.surfinguru said:No doubt...just a bunch of youngsters trying to flex to prove their "manliness."
My answer to that is NO.H8R said:Well, if you put it that way, how about:
"Are you man enough to wear women's panties?"
Or, "Are you man enough to put on lipstick and get sodomized?"
Dude, now that's just damn scary.Serial Midget said:...my mom used to buy me Polo in the green bottle.
Nope.Silver said:Let me take a quick stab here: Most of you mocking the cologne wearers slather on the Aqua Velva and Old Spice, right?
You could teach me, but you'd have to charge?Ridemonkey said:My monkey musk brings all the girls to the yard. Issey Miyake.
Dude.douglas said:I do, sometimes...kinda weird, but it seems all strippers love my choice in cologne
where's that Onion article...douglas said:I do, sometimes...kinda weird, but it seems all strippers love my choice in cologne
narlus said:where's that Onion article...
"that stripper totally likes me".
binary visions said:Dude.
They're strippers.
They're not supposed to tell you that you smell like s**t.
Did you feel like you had a "connection" with one of them?
Haha... Never read this one before, thanks for the tip:narlus said:where's that Onion article...
"that stripper totally likes me".
Do you really live in Swartz Creek? You poor, poor bahstid. :nonono:trickten said:Put one down for yes. I also like it when a woman sniffs my neck and smiles.
loco said:I want IAB's vote moved. H8R found pointed evidence of Babs being hit on by a dude because of the cologne Babs was wearing. He not only wears cologne, he wears cologne that MEN are attracted to.
yeah - I laughed pretty friggin' hard when I read that.I Are Baboon said:
Holy crap!
I actually was not wearing cologne when the gay gym guy hit on me. It was Speed Stick deoderant. I think he just figured that was his "in."
Smelling good makes you a metro?narlus said:'wear' cologne sounds really dumb. if you are only 'wearing' it, can you not be naked?
this will be the deciding 'metro or not' poll.
what makes you think you can't smell good w/o resorting to cologne usage?Ridemonkey said:Smelling good makes you a metro?