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are you a man and use cologne?
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Geez... look at what I started.
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My answer to that is NO.H8R said:
Yes - every work day. There ain't nothing wrong with lookin good and smelling pretty. I probably have a half dozen different kinds, some I bought myself and use regularly. Back in highschool my mom used to buy me Polo in the green bottle. 
Dude, now that's just damn scary.Serial Midget said:...my mom used to buy me Polo in the green bottle.
Never have, and don't plan to.
I can't say I really like perfume on girls all that much either. Most of em smell good enough as are.
I can't say I really like perfume on girls all that much either. Most of em smell good enough as are.
Yep. Just a tiny bit.
You want it to be subtle. Smelling good goes a long way. You want her to lean in and try to figure out what it is, not cough in the cloud of cologne following you.
Let me take a quick stab here: Most of you mocking the cologne wearers slather on the Aqua Velva and Old Spice, right?
You want it to be subtle. Smelling good goes a long way. You want her to lean in and try to figure out what it is, not cough in the cloud of cologne following you.
Let me take a quick stab here: Most of you mocking the cologne wearers slather on the Aqua Velva and Old Spice, right?
You could teach me, but you'd have to charge?Ridemonkey said:
I have my own....individual.....odour. I wear TUNA FISH SANDWICH. I put a tunafish sandwich under each arm....maybe one or two behind the ears! And I don't smell like any other guy!
I do, sometimes...kinda weird, but it seems all strippers love my choice in cologne
Dude.douglas said:
They're strippers.
They're not supposed to tell you that you smell like s**t.
Did you feel like you had a "connection" with one of them?
where's that Onion article...douglas said:
"that stripper totally likes me".
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binary visions said:Dude.
They're strippers.
They're not supposed to tell you that you smell like s**t.
Did you feel like you had a "connection" with one of them?
well........they did seem pretty friendly
Hahaha!
Haha... Never read this one before, thanks for the tip:narlus said:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33584
Do you really live in Swartz Creek? You poor, poor bahstid. :nonono:trickten said:
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I want IAB's vote moved. H8R found pointed evidence of Babs being hit on by a dude because of the cologne Babs was wearing. He not only wears cologne, he wears cologne that MEN are attracted to.
loco said:
Holy crap!
I actually was not wearing cologne when the gay gym guy hit on me. It was Speed Stick deoderant. I think he just figured that was his "in."
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yeah - I laughed pretty friggin' hard when I read that.I Are Baboon said:
Holy crap!
I actually was not wearing cologne when the gay gym guy hit on me. It was Speed Stick deoderant. I think he just figured that was his "in."
Smelling good makes you a metro?narlus said:
what makes you think you can't smell good w/o resorting to cologne usage?Ridemonkey said:
What??? It was 1982.surfinguru said:Dude, now that's just damn scary.
