When I start harassing you, I'll be wearing a mask so you have no proof it's me.I have two Jack Russels. I used to have a neighbor back some ten years ago who would always call animal control claiming that the dogs were in the yard yapping their heads off.
Mind you, my kids don't bark unless someone is messing with them.
Finally one weekend when the guy knew I was out of town he called animal control on my ex-wife. I knew the proper legal responses, knew how to tell them in no uncertain, but yet polite terms, to go fvck themselves without a warrant. She didn't.
So the AC douche nozzle wrote her a summons. I went in and defended it, and took in a tape I had made of this particular **** stick messing with my dogs by throwing rocks at them.
I got the case against us dismissed with prejudice, filed a counter suit against him, and then proceeded to go after him for $100k in emotional damages due to the tape.
We ended up settling out of court for an undisclosed amount, part of which was his agreement to move out of his house and rent it to someone else.
Work smarter son, not harder. They fvck with you, you find a more eloquent way to fvck with them.