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bachelor night # 1... 28 more to go.....

partsbara

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so my wife has gone TDY (some military term for work) to florida for about 4 weeks... tonight is a night when i turn the place into a brothel - drink bulk piss and eat crap.. dishes pile up to the roof... turn the music up to level 58... play my guitar LOUD and generally be an obnoxious Ahole... whats new ya ask ?????????

well if there is any interest i ll keep you fools posted with random scenes of chaos from my house... if no one gives a shizza,then i won t... too easy... fark, the red bull and vodka is kickin in a treat and the beers are flowin... i have zero mates, johnE (the racist prick:) ) left a while ago and i wish i had a better guitar amp... solid state can lick my gonads... when i m rich i ll have a matamp GTL... i highly recommend guiness , grolsch and red bull and voidka to all... unless you hate boozzzzzee... if thats the case then have a cup o' tea...

i promise to turn my house into a cess pool.. i hope big brother is watching... maybe i ll become famous..

germany for the germans.... cause they deserve it
 

partsbara

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binary visions said:
Sounds like you're wasted already.

Post pictures :D

well im 1/2 cut fo sho..... jesus, i very impressed with my typing skills.. perhaps a higher power is guiding my fingers ???? being a bachelor is cool, but tomorrow i l probabally be sobbing uncntrolably in the corner...

28 day party at my place... NO GERAMNS!!
 

partsbara

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johnbryanpeters said:
:blah: Good luck, parts! Why'n'tcha put on a hair shirt while you're at it!
JBP you are a filthy OLD pervert :)... plus, that shirt is at the dry cleaners...

farkin GROLSCHH is the shiat you bastids... i wish it would flow from the nipple of mother nature
 

OGRipper

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partsbara said:
JBP you are a filthy OLD pervert :)... plus, that shirt is at the dry cleaners...

farkin GROLSCHH is the shiat you bastids... i wish it would flow from the nipple of mother nature
Damn, only 10 posts in and there are already about ten signature possibilties in here, nice work!!! :thumb: :thumb:

BTW, stoked to ride northstar this summer? Hells yeah...
 

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Merry Kwanzaa you hairy f@ck! Just dont break out the wetsuit...
What is a Geramn, anyway? If Brumhauer stops by later maybe we will head over your way, then you are screwed!
 

partsbara

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OGRipper said:
Damn, only 10 posts in and there are already about ten signature possibilties in here, nice work!!! :thumb: :thumb:

BTW, stoked to ride northstar this summer? Hells yeah...
heavens no hell yeah... i m very stoked on nor cal.. can t wait to be out of this place... gimmie rocks and dust - just like home.. the mud pisses me off...
 

partsbara

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JohnE said:
Merry Kwanzaa you hairy f@ck! Just dont break out the wetsuit...
What is a Geramn, anyway? If Brumhauer stops by later maybe we will head over your way, then you are screwed!
you racist little man......... why hate ????????? :) boomhauer ???????? call that twisted bastid and come over... there is mucho piss to drink...

plus, if i can t break a hockey stick over the heads of some little french fags tomorrow then i out..
 

Kevin

Turbo Monkey
Parts, Im dissapointed in you.
I expected more from you then to read this on a friggin forum.
Unless your on CNN by 3 hours from now I never want to speak to you again!
You should have dropped by last week when you had the chance to party over here in real Dutchie/Belgian style but no, you had to stay home with the missus like a little baby. Missing out on a ****load of Jupiler, spare ribs, fussball and all the other stuff Im not even gonna talk about on a public forum.
At least I made a local paper with Dudefest 05. :devil:
Dont check in again till we can read about your house on the internet you big panzy :blah:
 

partsbara

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Kevin said:
Parts, Im dissapointed in you.
I expected more from you then to read this on a friggin forum.
Unless your on CNN by 3 hours from now I never want to sepak to you again!
You should have dropped by last week when you had the chance to party over here in real Dutchie/Belgian style but no, you had to stay home with the missus like a little baby. Missing out on a ****load of Jupiler, spare ribs, fussball and other really cool stuff, you know what the hell Im talkin about!!
At least I made a local paper with Dudefest 05. :devil:
Dont check in again till we can read about your house on the internet you big panzy :blah:
don t you need to change that broken red bulb in ya window ??? frackin dutch perv........

:blah:

head over slvt... i m off till wednesday... bring none of those evil dutch drugs.. that is the work of satan
 

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Boomhauer called me from Ktown. If he is a sthink as I drunk he is, then we aint goin nowhere, unless I put his ass in the Burley. Besides I am trying to finish a case of Das Helles. Gonna stink tommorw, and you strated it...
 

partsbara

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JohnE said:
Boomhauer called me from Ktown. If he is a sthink as I drunk he is, then we aint goin nowhere, unless I put his ass in the Burley. Besides I am trying to finish a case of Das Helles. Gonna stink tommorw, and you strated it...
christen me in the name of stink water... put that 250lb prick in the burly...

i have the datsuns on level 777

Theres a girl running around my head
I know she makes me frown
She may be crazy, She may not be right
She make me feel like
Like a Motherfvcker from Hell

Around her finger
She makes me sigh
With a look
The Girl
She made me cry
She may be crazy, may treat me bad
She make me feel like
Like a Mother****er from Hell

Like the man said its just a shot away
It happens Lord everyday
And she says it feels good
Dam I make her feel alright
And it’s a dam sight better than I got from you
Damm woman she make me oh so blue
Like a Mother****er from hell

She got me down spinning out of control
That woman
The devils own
She may be crazy, She may not be right
She make me feel like
Like a Mother****er from Hell

Like the man said its just a shot away
It happens Lord everyday
And she says it feels good
Dam I make her feel alright
And it’s a dam sight better than I got from you
Damm woman she make me oh so blue
Like a Mother****er from hell

Like the man said its just a shot away
It happens Lord everyday
And she says it feels good
Dam I make her feel alright
And it’s a dam sight better than I got from you
Damm woman she make me oh so blue
Like a Mother****er from hell
 

partsbara

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McGRP01 said:
:stupid:

I'm still at work. :mumble:

you looooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeee... its 12am here and the witches are out.......

kev... indoor snowboarding is for euros with capri pants :)

VODKA IS MY JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 

partsbara

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JohnE said:
Holy sh&t, Boomhauer is here, and you started on the wodka? SE Germany will burn tonight...
get a fvckin cab over here...

lets burn something... seriously.. i m 1/2 into that vodka and i wanna melt some germans
 

partsbara

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JohnE said:
A cab, what are you smoking????
okokokokook.. A FUGGIN TAXI..... seriious... whats it worth... 5 euro each... i m gonna drink till i fall down.......

if you ain t keen tell boomhaur he is welcome to get wasted and crash on the couch...

serious.. get over here and drink piss hoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

partsbara

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k.// some photos... updated,,, dateline USA/hermany...

consume.......

blame jonhE the racist for 4 guinesss cans... vegimite is for overlords



here is the stage set for QOTSA... where is my matamp GTLL ??? josh is one of my best matessssssssssssss...


if anyone wants to donate to my tube amp fund lemme know and i ll give ya my paypal address... for ROCKS SAKE !!!!!

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