[partsbara]

Go fist a sheep you aussie bastid

i hope you get head and anal cancer

 

[skinny mike]

i wonder how much porn parts is going to buy/rent. think we should start taking bets?

 

[partsbara]

i wonder how much porn parts is going to buy/rent. think we should start taking bets?

i have never masturbated in my life.... it is the work of satan

 

[JohnE]

I told him to look for the sheep on wet circle dot com. Bet hes been there already.

 

[partsbara]

I told him to look for the sheep on wet circle dot com. Bet hes been there already.

i don t care what anyone says...

SHEEP CAN BE SEXY

 

[partsbara]

this one

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125063

tim, next time you compare a little amateur ex mil tail gunner like BS to me i will personally fly over have my way with your family

how do you like the eagles of death metal ???

amateur for sure, but rock is rock right fella

 

[JohnE]

Either he found some porn or passed out...

 

[partsbara]

Either he found some porn or passed out...

seriously you stump lord... you don t even enter the equation now... tomorrow i will christen you with the wasser from 75 german wands

yeah yeah yeah, i m a bad human........

 

[narlus]

tim, next time you compare a little amateur ex mil tail gunner like BS to me i will personally fly over have my way with your family

how do you like the eagles of death metal ???

amateur for sure, but rock is rock right fella

haven't heard much of 'em. i tend to prefer Kyuss to QOTSA

 

[partsbara]

haven't heard much of 'em. i tend to prefer Kyuss to QOTSA

so have you downloaded the 'live at slims' gig ???

not bad... not ground breaking, but it would have been a good show to see...

 

[N8 v2.0]

crikey!!!

 

[JohnE]

seriously you stump lord... you don t even enter the equation now... tomorrow i will christen you with the wasser from 75 german wands

yeah yeah yeah, i m a bad human........

Although I know you are babbling like a drunken Aussie,I have no idea what you are saying. Behave, or tommorow I will leave you in France with the rest of the cheese eating surrender monkeys...

 

[JohnE]

Now leave me alone, I need some porn.

 

[partsbara]

Now leave me alone, I need some porn.

seriously, i don t feel like i ve had good sex unless donkeys enter the equation

 

[MikeD]

I give you another 12 hours before you're calling up Uiuiuiuiuiui and asking him to please come over and 'hang out.' Then you'll start making eyes at him and 'accidentally' slip in that goatse vid you made the last time you were home alone.

 

[partsbara]

I give you another 12 hours before you're calling up Uiuiuiuiuiui and asking him to please come over and 'hang out.' Then you'll start making eyes at him and 'accidentally' slip in that goatse vid you made the last time you were home alone.

mikeD.. i will only ask you once... keep me out of your QUEER fantasy...

either that or i ll make your 'diplomatic passport' dissapear...

 

[MikeD]

either that or i ll make your 'diplomatic passport' dissapear...

Did you ever pass the last one, or did it just disintegrate in your colon? Or maybe the hamster nibbled it all up for you?

 

[partsbara]

Did you ever pass the last one, or did it just disintegrate in your colon? Or maybe the hamster nibbled it all up for you?

stop trying so hard D... you ll never sue me for that dead gerbil

 

[Ciaran]

I think partsbara should drink more.

On with the entertainment!

 

[LordOpie]

stop trying so hard D... you ll never sue me for that dead gerbil

I thought they knew they were going on a suicide mission?

 

[partsbara]

I think partsbara should drink more.

On with the entertainment!

it s 3.30am here mate.... don t make me unleash the mangina (yet)

 

[johnbryanpeters]

If you ever recover from this (morning), come east and ride, if you can still ride...

'Course the minute you arrive stateside, you'll be whining for Deutchland...

 

[partsbara]

If you ever recover from this (morning), come east and ride, if you can still ride...

'Course the minute you arrive stateside, you'll be whining for Deutchland...

JBP... you don t know too many aussies do ya... do me a favour and post that piccie of you in the hat.. beard, etc... b & w one... what year is that from ??? fuggin classic son... i need more mates like you.. not trying to kiss ass, but that is very cool...

reminds me of home... (teary eyed )

i know hte deal mate... i ve travelled enough.. the grass is always greener

 

[LordOpie]

did I hear that you're moving to Colorado?

 

[partsbara]

did I hear that you're moving to Colorado?

early april 06... nor cal...

stoked fella.... CO was 1st choice... nor cal was 2 nd

 

[LordOpie]

I've hear NorCal is awesome, but expensive?

 

[partsbara]

I've hear NorCal is awesome, but expensive?

sure.. luckily i m a zillionaire

gonna live in truckee for 12 months... POW slvt partsbara... when it s time to move i ll slit my wrists

 

[JohnE]

NOW you tell me you are zillionaire! If I knew that last night I would have watched the goat video!

 

[partsbara]

wow

what happened last night / morning... 2pm here now... just woke up... passed out on the couch... got through till 8am... photos of my cesspool kitchen later... made decent sized dent in the stolly...

i do remember doing the drunk dial tho... called a couple of mates in oz... i remember at one stage i had my friend jason on the phone... he s a insane guitar player and i had to play him a song i ve written... i bet he was very impressed the the phone 8" away from the amp...

now i m trying to decide if i need beer for brekky.....

dr pepper is the future !!!!!

'goat video' johnE ???? is that the one with me, the goat, a bowling ball and a 44 gallon barrell of KY ??? if so i d appreciate it if you kept it under ya hat...

 

[Westy]

I look forward to another 20+ night threads like these.

 

[binary visions]

Originally I thought it'd be funny to see pictures of the drunkenness, but given how many references there have been to sex with sheep and the goatse guy, I'm don't think I want to see them anymore.

 

[narlus]

i think goats before sheep is the australian version of foreplay.

 

[MikeD]

i do remember doing the drunk dial tho...

You kept calling me 'Betsy...'

Anything you'd like to tell us?

 

[partsbara]

You kept calling me 'Betsy...'

Anything you'd like to tell us?

you are one hot shiela mate

 

[partsbara]

Originally I thought it'd be funny to see pictures of the drunkenness, but given how many references there have been to sex with sheep and the goatse guy, I'm don't think I want to see them anymore.

i can honestly say that the goatse thing is the single, most distrubing thing i ve ever seen on the www.... i dunno who posted that link or mentioned it here originally (was it lord opie???) but i truly wish i hadn t searched and found that picture...

:redX:

 

[partsbara]

i think goats before sheep is the australian version of foreplay.

one of my fave album covers ever...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I look forward to another 20+ night threads like these.

Worse - he's going to babble 24 x 7...

 

[partsbara]

Worse - he's going to babble 24 x 7...

would you rather n8 threads about the declining value in lumber stocks ??

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I would rather N8's declaration of his coming out of the closet and joining a commune.

 

[partsbara]

I would rather N8's declaration of his coming out of the closet and joining a commune.

he can only lie to himself for so long JBP