Pigs. Go right through the bone like butter.
best way to dispose of a body?
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Thank you! Another Vice reader. I was gonna post this up too, a little freaky, even for Vice, but f'n funny...Craw said:
Vice rules.
JJames
Bury the body and then make a double out of the grave--you know the Jimmy Hoffa jump...
SkaredShtles said:
Be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm.
ink:Mulch it. Grow a tree in the mulch. Kill someone and save the environment...everyone wins.
The Ito
P.S. You can actually get your body mulched and used as tree fertilizer these days....if anyone is interested.
The Ito
P.S. You can actually get your body mulched and used as tree fertilizer these days....if anyone is interested.
This woman:Meat Foot said:
PHILLIPS , LAJOICE
3165 B JERRI LANE
SPRINGDALE , AR 72764-
Mugshot Age: 41
Race: W
Sex: F
Eyes: BRN
Hair: BRN
Height: 5' 07"
Weight: 157 lbs.
Booking Date: 6/18/2005
Booking Time: 19:38
Arresting Agency
SDPD
Charges
Description Court Date Time Bond
CAPITAL MURDER WASHINGTON COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT 08:00 0
RULE 8.1 HEARING WASHINGTON COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT 6/20/2005 07:45 0
-She killed her grandma and buried her. Decided she didn't like the burial place, so she dug her back up and buried her under someones soon to be poured garage foundation. Well, a couple of months later she finally admitted to doing it and they had to jackhammer up this 300k+ house cement foundation to find the body. The family who owned the house was not happy.
This woman:Meat Foot said:
PHILLIPS , LAJOICE
3165 B JERRI LANE
SPRINGDALE , AR 72764-
Mugshot Age: 41
Race: W
Sex: F
Eyes: BRN
Hair: BRN
Height: 5' 07"
Weight: 157 lbs.
Booking Date: 6/18/2005
Booking Time: 19:38
Arresting Agency
SDPD
Charges
Description Court Date Time Bond
CAPITAL MURDER WASHINGTON COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT 08:00 0
RULE 8.1 HEARING WASHINGTON COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT 6/20/2005 07:45 0
-She killed her grandma and buried her. Decided she didn't like the burial place, so she dug her back up and buried her under someones soon to be poured garage foundation. Well, a couple of months later she finally admitted to doing it and they had to jackhammer up this 300k+ house cement foundation to find the body. The family who owned the house was not happy.
protien shakes.
I'm going with in an existing grave. Find one near the tree line of a cemetary.
Or even better catch one that's been dug already and just waiting for the new resident. Just dig a couple of feet or so and you are all good.
Or even better catch one that's been dug already and just waiting for the new resident. Just dig a couple of feet or so and you are all good.
Well only 1 in 3 murders is solved. That's what they want me to beleive too! So I'd go with drive a few miles, decapitate, toss in river, drive a few miles, throw head in bushes.
Hey, I tried! She was caught. At least the bodies are quite.Sherpa said:
if you cut off the head hands feet and tear all the skin off and drain all the blood can they figure out who it used to be?
yeslovebunny said:
Bone marrow (sp.?) DNA?firetoole said:yes
step 1 rent boat and drive to deep water
step 2 bucket of cement on feet
step 3 dump em overboard
step 4 go for a bike ride
step 2 bucket of cement on feet
step 3 dump em overboard
step 4 go for a bike ride
step 5 get beerfiretoole said:
step 6 consume all liquid from step 5
bone marrow, organ tissue, cartalige = Deoxyribo Nucleic AcidMeat Foot said:
plus I don't know how you would drain all the blood & flooid out?
blood, plasma, = Deoxyribo Nucleic Acid
I think that is key, ALL is tough to do on a microscopic level. Fun to think about though, assuming you are not the one getting iced.firetoole said:
place body in cement truck full of cement, napalm, C4. take the truck to a remote place (ie northen Canada) and blow the **** out of it. then Napalm the rest so there is no evidance.
Move to Austrailia.
Move to Austrailia.