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free crabs
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Date: 2008-11-17, 5:55PM CST
Giving away free crab before roommate boils it.
This is really bizarre, but we moved from Maine and I brought to college my pet Dungeoness crab, Alfred. I have a tank and keep him very clean.
Anyway, I have three roommates, and one is this really obnoxious foreign student from like Sweden. his name is Gunter Allspecht. Anyhow, he swears one day while I am at class he will eat my crab.
Free to good home.
Please PROMISE me you will NOT eat Alfred, OMFG.
Offer NOT good for owners or managers of restaurants, ok? Sheesh.
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