[cannondalejunky]

http://fayar.craigslist.org/zip/923313144.html

free crabs
Reply to: sale-923313144@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-17, 5:55PM CST


Giving away free crab before roommate boils it.

This is really bizarre, but we moved from Maine and I brought to college my pet Dungeoness crab, Alfred. I have a tank and keep him very clean.
Anyway, I have three roommates, and one is this really obnoxious foreign student from like Sweden. his name is Gunter Allspecht. Anyhow, he swears one day while I am at class he will eat my crab.

Free to good home.
Please PROMISE me you will NOT eat Alfred, OMFG.

Offer NOT good for owners or managers of restaurants, ok? Sheesh.

 

[S.n.a.k.e.]

...and you clicked on the ad because....?

 

[cannondalejunky]

curiosity got the best of me i guess...for all i know it could have been a whore...and that would have been twice as funny

 

[4xBoy]

I would so eat that thing, well at least boil it and send her the pics.

 

[cannondalejunky]

someone made a response add

free crabs
Reply to: sale-924333411@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-18, 1:20PM CST



Giving away free crab before roommate eats them off.

This is really bizarre, but I visited Colorado and I had a crazy time there. Long story short, I accidentally brought crabs back to college. They are small so I have lots. I am well groomed and keep them very clean.
Anyway, I have three roommates, and one is this really obnoxious foreign student from like Sweden. his name is Gunter Allspice. Anyhow, he swears one day while I asleep he will eat my crabs.

Free to good home.
Please PROMISE me you will NOT eat my crabs, OMFG.

Offer IS good for owners or managers of restaurants, ok? Sheesh.

 

[Sherpa]

I met that Gunter guy on Saferide one weekend. He's from Greece.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

The internet...


Making it possible to give someone crabs without going to a bar.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

It would be a Dungeness crab anyway.

 

[cannondalejunky]

I met that Gunter guy on Saferide one weekend. He's from Greece.

now that you mention it, i've played basketball with him a wilson park a few times before

 

[ire]

I have crabs I'm giving away for free...

 

[Ctrider]

LoL, somone has some time on their hands.

 

[DirtyMike]

Spell Nazi's gotta love them