Convicted Felon Trump's Presidency 2017 - 2021
oh its an exoskeleton, but that's because he's a cockroachI assume he wears some kind of exoskeleton underneath his suit. Has to support himself somehow without a spine.
Graham Is A No-Show For Press Conference After Being Linked To Ukraine Scandal
Sen. Lindsey Graham failed to turn up at a scheduled press conference after reports linked him to the Ukraine scandal.mavenroundtable.io
I want a lawyer like Dershowitz or Tom Hagen.
I always tell this to my attorney wife, but she nods in disaproval.
Uh oh.... someone violated the Eleventh Commandment.
www.vice.com
Fox News Has Blocked and Unfriended John Bolton
First rule of Fox News: Do not cross President Trump.
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This is a plot from Black Mirror, right?Uh oh.... someone violated the Eleventh Commandment.
Fox News Has Blocked and Unfriended John Bolton
First rule of Fox News: Do not cross President Trump.
I keep saying it. We are living in a simulation that has run it's course and are now just being fucked with to see what happens.
Inputing perterbations to see how the system reacts. Stability is marginal, if at all.
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After watching the old movie "Bob Roberts" on Sunday I'm more and more convinced we need to move the satire genre from comedy to something like "future predictions" or something like that.
derpowitch made that argument yesterday in front of the senate. he should be disbarred.
for those that don't watch SNL, this is from this past saturday
"All of this has happened before."
Winning Bigly!
www.newsweek.com
Trump Said Economy Can Hit 6 Percent, Now GDP Growth Slowed to 2.1 Percent
The Department of Commerce estimated Thursday that between October and December GDP growth was just 2.1 percent.
www.newsweek.com
Trump border wall between US and Mexico blows over in high winds
Steel panels being installed between Calexico and Mexicali are part of the US president’s attempt to enhance the border barrier
www.theguardian.com
Spines aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.I assume he wears some kind of exoskeleton underneath his suit. Has to support himself somehow without a spine.
Graham Is A No-Show For Press Conference After Being Linked To Ukraine Scandal
Sen. Lindsey Graham failed to turn up at a scheduled press conference after reports linked him to the Ukraine scandal.
A Call to Arms: Taking the Russia Threat Seriously
A look at the problem posed by Trump's affinity for Putin from a recently retired CIA Senior Intelligence Service officer.
www.justsecurity.org
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...
REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!
BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??
MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.
REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...
REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!
BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??
MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.
REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
^^ Sounds about right.
Inputing perterbations to see how the system reacts. Stability is marginal, if at all.
kind of depressing watching american democracy and the constitution up for auction by the gop
stepping back and looking at the big picture, this is all a natural progression from citizens united
Obama was right, Alito was wrong: Citizens United has corrupted American politics
The Supreme Court's naive view of our electoral process has allowed money to dictate national policy on everything from climate to guns to drug costs.
www.usatoday.com
What percentage of Americans do you think are even aware of C.U?
a smaller percentage than it should be.
Taking Stock Of The Supreme Court's Citizens United Decision, 10 Years Later
It’s been 10 years since the Supreme Court’s landmark decision on Citizens United. We’ll look back at the last decade and take stock of the fallout.
www.wbur.org
"We suck at our jobs, so I'm going to do nothing about the fact that we suck." - Sen. Lisa Murkowski
www.nbcnews.com
GOP Sen. Murkowski says she will vote against witnesses, calls impeachment articles 'rushed and flawed'
The Alaska lawmaker said she didn't want to involve Chief Justice John Roberts in the process in case of a tie vote.
"no, i'm spartacus!""We suck at our jobs, so I'm going to do nothing about the fact that we suck." - Sen. Lisa Murkowski
GOP Sen. Murkowski says she will vote against witnesses, calls impeachment articles 'rushed and flawed'
The Alaska lawmaker said she didn't want to involve Chief Justice John Roberts in the process in case of a tie vote.
Prancing across the Rubicon.
www.salon.com
Acquittal: For Republicans, there's no way back after this
Today Republicans make it official: Out of sheer lust for power, they've rejected democracy and basic decency
www.salon.com
Latinos “Born In the USA” at the half time show. Epic troll.
JLo and Shakira brought out a chorus of kids and did a medley. Mostly Latin themed stuff. Then they shoehorn in a verse Born In the USA and wear a flag as a cape.
The word “Latinos” was dropped just as the chorus started.