[Red Rabbit]

I hate this, public toilets blow. But when you got to go.

There are not enough toilet seat covers in the world.

I am thinking about bring some bleach wipes into work. Then using a toilet seat cover after I wipe the seat completely down.

 

[Total Heckler]

Good call. I hate the bathrooms at work. I always wipe down, flush, then use the ass gasket + some toilet paper.

Always so crowded at my office. I have figured out times of the day that have less traffic. 9-10 and 3-4 are pretty solid times.

Good for a 15 min session.

 

[Spero]

Luckily, we only share our building with another company that employs about a dozen people - half bieng women. Though some make the bathroom uninhabitable for hours.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Get a life. Next you'll be looking for Bin Laden under the seat.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I ain't picky. If the toilet seat looks free of runaway sprinkles, I'll give it a quick wipedown with TP then drop anchor.

 

[Jeremy R]

I ain't picky. If the toilet seat looks free of runaway sprinkles, I'll give it a quick wipedown with TP then drop anchor.

No doubt.
If it ain't wet or brown, I'm sitting down.
Those hovercraft freaks really crack me up.
Holding a thigh burning squat while they drop eels.
Grow a pair.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Clean or not 3 ass gaskets for me.............Always.

 

[skatetokil]

PUSSIES!@@!

You know they've done repeated studies showing both that toilet seats are some of the cleanest surfaces you touch all day and that covers (up to 7 layers) do absolutely nothing against the kinds of bacteria you might actually give a **** about.

 

[LordOpie]

Get a life.

Dude, you grumpy? That was unnecessarily harsh.

 

[Da Peach]

Holding a thigh burning squat while they drop eels.

i'm still chuckling...

I use the crapper on the floor one down from ours. Virtually noone there. Quite serene...

 

[MMike]

None of the above. This is the only way to go.

 

[Da Peach]

None of the above. This is the only way to go.

Now I know what to get you for your 38th... oldie...

 

[LordOpie]

Now I know what to get you for your 38th... oldie...

He's 37? I was sure he was much older than me.

 

[MMike]

In yo' face sucka........


'm nejoying smoe lovely scotch.......

 

[Da Peach]

In yo' face sucka........


'm nejoying smoe lovely scotch.......

Save some for me. And don't crap yourself.

 

[SPINTECK]

You know you're a working joe when the highlight of your/my day is getting your/my favorite stahl just after service has cleaned it!!

The original (back when the there was more farming industry) reason for all the barriers was to protect your butt from pinworm, hookworm and ringworm. bacteria can be nasty, but it's really hard to get an std/infection from a seat.

alcohol or bleach wipes are the best if you just want peace of mind to relax the sphincter.

 

[Skookum]

My job has be going to many different places to work. Currently working at Boeings huge airplane warehouse in Everett, and jeebus the smell is horrid in their bathrooms. Always a constant smell of butt, kind of strange and suprising they don't have good ventilation or at least throw some air-wicks in that place...

 

[MMike]

I haven't had to at work in over two years. Not ONCE at Bell!

 

[MMike]

My job has be going to many different places to work. Currently working at Boeings huge airplane warehouse in Everett, and jeebus the smell is horrid in their bathrooms. Always a constant smell of butt, kind of strange and suprising they don't have good ventilation or at least throw some air-wicks in that place...

In the 40-23 building? It wasn't TOO bad when I was there....

 

[Trailslug46]

When you're on the road all day as I am , the fear of $hiting your pants overcomes your fear of the unknown.

 

[Skookum]

In the 40-23 building? It wasn't TOO bad when I was there....

i'm not sure the #. It's the huuuuuge warehouse with about 8 bays holding one to two planes in each hanger. Anyways the pooper on the SE side of the building, yuk...

 

[Bushwhacker]

All sounds pretty tame to me..this is the final frontier. Drop a duece in one of these on a 100 degree day...ya got my respect. Welcome to my world...

 

[SkaredShtles]

What a bunch of panty waists.

I've heard girls pi$$ing and moaning about this stuff, but never before a bunch of pansy-a$$ed guys.

 

[Red Rabbit]

I spray down my home toilet after my roomate uses it.

He pisses on the seat. I am going to kill that bastard in his sleep.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I spray down my home toilet after my roomate uses it.

He pisses on the seat. I am going to kill that bastard in his sleep.

This, IMO, is a valid gripe.

 

[loco-gringo]

<snip>

I am thinking about bring some bleach wipes into work. Then using a toilet seat cover after I wipe the seat completely down.

Yeah - I would much rather smear sh*t all over my hands than to sit in it.

 

[GravityFreakTJ]

Yeah - I would much rather smear sh*t all over my hands than to sit in it.

approved...rep given

 

[Skookum]

All sounds pretty tame to me..this is the final frontier. Drop a duece in one of these on a 100 degree day...ya got my respect. Welcome to my world...

Not so bad, just depends on what the local gut wagon is serving and if the general contractor shows love and has it changed maybe more than once a week. Otherwise you get the Construction Lower Gut Purge Poo Stew. At least when you're in one of those you get to read some funny politically incorrect writing.

My old foreman had a crane lift me off the ground a dozen feet up when i was crapping in one of those last year. He had a jolly time laughin as i was cursing him from inside. Good times....

 

[LordOpie]

I spray down my home toilet after my roomate uses it.

He pisses on the seat. I am going to kill that bastard in his sleep.

I think that's a mating call.

 

[skinny mike]

after ****ting in the woods and wiping with moss and using privy's in fairly busy areas in the backcountry, using public toilets isn't that scary to me anymore. i just give the seat a quick wipe with some tp just in case and go to work.

 

[NapalmCheese]

You know you're a working joe when the highlight of your/my day is getting your/my favorite stahl just after service has cleaned it!!

I LOVE that!
I practically time my entire day around it.
I've trained my body so that 'The Duke' makes his regularly scheduled appearance shortly after the cleaning crew was supposed to make it's rounds. Nothing beats work pooing into frothy blue toilet bowl cleanser smelling water.

 

[jimmydean]

I ain't picky. If the toilet seat looks free of runaway sprinkles, I'll give it a quick wipedown with TP then drop anchor.

After 2 years of crapping on a Navy ship, nothing in my office scares me. Not to mention the trip to New Orleans. 430 soldiers and 6 port-a-johns. We got as many as 30 by the second week, but the first 4 days were hell.

"This unit supports 10 people for one 40 hour work week." Do the math, it was BAD.

 

[1453]

PUSSIES!@@!

You know they've done repeated studies showing both that toilet seats are some of the cleanest surfaces you touch all day and that covers (up to 7 layers) do absolutely nothing against the kinds of bacteria you might actually give a **** about.

so...if you had to drop off a few little ones at a random bathroom in s Downtown Oakland bathroom you'll have no problem making the contact?

 

[1453]

I spray down my home toilet after my roomate uses it.

He pisses on the seat. I am going to kill that bastard in his sleep.

still living with the same guy you were talking about a while back?

 

[loco-gringo]

so...if you had to drop off a few little ones at a random bathroom in s Downtown Oakland bathroom you'll have no problem making the contact?

He's saying that he can play his flute to a room full of cobras, over a pit of scorpions with 3rd grade girls watching.

 

[Red Rabbit]

still living with the same guy you were talking about a while back?

Yeah, I can't locate another viable roommate. I cannot afford his half of the rent or return his half of the security deposit until I find another roommate.

So far nothing has turned up.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

For some reason this thread makes me want to drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[jebfour]

8:35 every morning M-F. The key is to get there before the "mad rush"

Crapping on company time is something everyone should enjoy.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Don't you hate it when someone is pooping in the stall next to you while you are pooping?

Or when they try and start a conversation.

Worse yet, when it sounds like bowling balls are falling from their ass and you know that the putrid smell of fat person **** is coming.

The worse is when one of your bosses, or colleges stands next to you as you are washing your hands. Awkward conversation ensues.