tp in ziploc in camelback.after ****ting in the woods and wiping with moss and using privy's in fairly busy areas in the backcountry,
Awesome, now when I eat a Chef Salad, I am going to think of you wiping your ass.Like wiping your butt with a salad...
If you don't know, you don't really want to.Pardon?
Babywipes come with me if I'm going way out.tp in ziploc in camelback.
There is plenty of stuff in the woods to use for cleanup. But why deny modern science and the miracle that is charmin. Maple leafs work good but just feel too, well, leafy on the anus. Like wiping your butt with a salad...
lol and nasty CarlIf you don't know, you don't really want to.
Funny that they call it a California Hotplate here on the West Coast.
wow. like someone mentioned before, grow a pair.Clean or not 3 ass gaskets for me.............Always.
It wouldn't help. His wife would just take the newly minted pair, remove them, and throw them in the purse with all the rest of his yarbles.wow. like someone mentioned before, grow a pair.
Such a delicate flower.I just want to poop in a sanitary, conversation and confrontation free environment.
Did you mean harblz?It wouldn't help. His wife would just take the newly minted pair, remove them, and throw them in the purse with all the rest of his yarbles.
No - yarbles, you uneducated twit.Did you mean harblz?
Skookum said:tp in ziploc in camelback.
jimmydean said:Babywipes come with me if I'm going way out.
One time on a ride I had to drop a deuce so bad we had to stop riding so I could do my thing. So as I am squatting against a tree mid-crap when I hear "Drop to the right, roll to the left!" and 10 riders come up and congregate in the area I'm in. I managed to get my shorts partway up my thighs and sorta bare-ass hobbled behind a tree out of sight. No mistaking what I had done as the odor of fresh dookie was unmistakable. Worst part was wiping my ass with dry leaves and having them crumble leaving sharp little shards to slice and dice my brown eye apart. I didn't realize the magnitude of my injuries until the next day when I had to duck walk around to prevent it from hurting. .tp in ziploc in camelback.
There is plenty of stuff in the woods to use for cleanup. But why deny modern science and the miracle that is charmin. Maple leafs work good but just feel too, well, leafy on the anus. Like wiping your butt with a salad...
Do you carry diaper wipes around with you now?One time on a ride I had to drop a deuce so bad we had to stop riding so I could do my thing. So as I am squatting against a tree mid-crap when I hear "Drop to the right, roll to the left!" and 10 riders come up and congregate in the area I'm in. I managed to get my shorts partway up my thighs and sorta bare-ass hobbled behind a tree out of sight. No mistaking what I had done as the odor of fresh dookie was unmistakable. Worst part was wiping my ass with dry leaves and having them crumble leaving sharp little shards to slice and dice my brown eye apart. I didn't realize the magnitude of my injuries until the next day when I had to duck walk around to prevent it from hurting. .
I just sit and go at work - the only thing I have to worry about is co-workers turning the lights out on meI hate this, public toilets blow. But when you got to go.
There are not enough toilet seat covers in the world.
I am thinking about bring some bleach wipes into work. Then using a toilet seat cover after I wipe the seat completely down.
Here, here! I have dropped but one deuce at work in the last 18 months and that's while working 9 to 10-hour days. Frankly, I cannot believe that everyone here and at work are so irregular. Are you all eating friggin' 2-pound burritos for lunch every day? I pinch loaf first thing in the AM and usually don't dump another until right before bed or sometimes not until the next AM.I haven't had to at work in over two years. Not ONCE at Bell!
Mine comes at 10:00 AM and I am at work by 7:30, so I drop at work more than I drop at home.Frankly, I cannot believe that everyone here and at work are so irregular. Are you all eating friggin' 2-pound burritos for lunch every day? I pinch loaf first thing in the AM and usually don't dump another until right before bed or sometimes not until the next AM.
Same boat. Different pool.Mine comes at 10:00 AM and I am at work by 7:30, so I drop at work more than I drop at home.
that is poor leave no trace form. it was on a backpacking trip with my school the week before classes and the leaders really stressed the importance of lnt. we did get somewhat decent tp for when we used the privys, but those places were so gross that the tp just made it tolerable.tp in ziploc in camelback.
There is plenty of stuff in the woods to use for cleanup. But why deny modern science and the miracle that is charmin. Maple leafs work good but just feel too, well, leafy on the anus. Like wiping your butt with a salad...
Wow, there are a lot of people who have never heard of the word "Pathogen".wow...just wow...there are a lot of germaphobes in here...D
I ain't picky. If the toilet seat looks free of runaway sprinkles, I'll give it a quick wipedown with TP then drop anchor.
My penis is made out of Vitamin C.I HATE being sick. Anything I can do to avoid sickness I will do.
No matter how many times I hear it, it still freaks me out. All I want to do is take care of my business and get out and I feel like someone is trying to talk to me.oh, and one pet peeve. People who take cell phone calls when they are in the crapper.
A big juicy fart always cuts the conversation short.
amen. i bet the money in our pockets is more filthy and germ ridden than than the toilet seat..wow...just wow...there are a lot of germaphobes in here...D
i don't ever poop in the "middle" of the trail....:huh:that is poor leave no trace form.
Caller: "Hey, what going on?"I will NEVER answer the phone in the sh!ter, it's wrong.