I have never seen so many disgusting people gathered in one place as I did on Saturday at the water park. Some of those chicks should NOT have been in 2-piece swim suits 
. There are little kids around!
. There are little kids around!Dear Mountain Creek: Dress code please...
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Remember that diablo is still in jersey
Fixed.
they need to put a big mirror next to the ticket window, from what i saw none of those linebacker women own one
most of them come from new york......
mirror infront of the ticket booth would be fuuuuunnnnnyyyy. along with a note "take a good look at yourself"
but that might be mean....
but that might be mean....
half the license plates in the parking lot are NY -_-
why dont you make a waterpark forum.attention long windy post ahead!!!!!
cause he is a rider disterbed by fat chicks the 1s that shouldnt wear 1 should be required to wear clothing till fully entered into waterpark past bikers eye site woulda been a better way to put it.... hmmm that would be a good idea for any guys tryin to strut there stuff in a speedo to havent seen that yet thank god yeahh anther sucksessfull run on sentance brought to u by me........
cause he is a rider disterbed by fat chicks the 1s that shouldnt wear 1 should be required to wear clothing till fully entered into waterpark past bikers eye site woulda been a better way to put it.... hmmm that would be a good idea for any guys tryin to strut there stuff in a speedo to havent seen that yet thank god yeahh anther sucksessfull run on sentance brought to u by me........
Hippos are drawn to the water, it's nature.
oh lord
i think if you see a disgusting women in a 2 piece you shoudl jsut yell at her and tell her how it is.
Agreed
maybe we should lure them into a cage with a twinkie and at the end of the day we should roll them down the hill and who evers water park whale makes it down first wins 5$
that is awesome...this is a great idea!!!!
and whatever fat chick ends up in the last 3 becomes part of the park's stunts
ha travis, to you a WHALE IS A GIRL OVER 90LBS. i was with you that day. GOD!i never post on here but i have to agree. i was at diablo one day and it lightning started and everything got shut down. it was like a herd of mind blowing proportions. i felt like the people i was with and me were the only ones that spoke english until some kid picked up my bike and tried ridding it. then asked what it was worth. at the us open i though that would be a fun trip for the my friends and our girls get some mtb in but after seeing that it kind of killed the plan. got to stick to the mtb end of things down there. saw one broad like 9 months pregnant in a tiny tiny bikini.
Oh trust me, you guys don't even see the HALF of it.
I lifeguard there, and believe me, I've been scarred for life.
From the ladies (old & young) who should NOT be wearing 2 pieces at ALL, to the men who wear speedos, its bad.
I mean, seriously... there are little kids around that do NOT need to see that.
I lifeguard there, and believe me, I've been scarred for life.
From the ladies (old & young) who should NOT be wearing 2 pieces at ALL, to the men who wear speedos, its bad.
I mean, seriously... there are little kids around that do NOT need to see that.
Its way higher than that. 75:1 sounds more accurate. The hot ones tend to travel in groups with other hot ones. Hell they might not even be that good looking, just things become relative when they're next to whales
Unless you're from the motherland, you watch your effin mouth. Not only are most of us more hygenic and refined than your average post mongerer, we're hella tough and don't take smack from jokers like you. Having seen a square mile of my home state does not an expert make.
Shut up and ride.
Hee hee. Newbie poster didn't notice the date on the thread.
ClumsyTree; are you Jack's girlfriend?
ClumsyTree; are you Jack's girlfriend?
The date on the thread doesn't matter much to me.
I was searching for some actual information about mountain biking, more specifically the race fees for this year's US Open. Sadly, I found little about mountain biking and much about body image here.
Binary Visions; who's asking?
can i spam and flame this thread? please!
oh god here it comes
If you're looking for race pricing why would you look in a thread about a dress code for fat chicks?
I was looking under the general Diablo heading for the entry fee info and got side tracked wondering what sort of dress code was under discussion. I'm not here to fight, boys. I love a good joke too and typically don't comment on what happens around here, but as I was discussing with Binary Vision, cage rolling the whales seemed a bit too far.
Damn your psychic - I haven't showered in 5 days, I got beat up by a Joey the other day, and only drove through NJ once by accident when I was looking for The Dump.
Are you friends with D Lav by chance? she worked at the water park and rode at Diablo a few times I think.
Oh and "Shut up and ride" is a plattekill thing, don't wanna bring that up in the Diablo forums.
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No you dint!
why dont you look at ridediablo.com not a forum