[dh girlie]

Restraining orders and the words "Never speak to me again" are just girl code for I am interested.

I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I have had one of those happen, I'd be a billionaire.

HAHAHAHA! Nice!

 

[dh girlie]

Man, I wish I could snap a picture of the slimeball who asked me to go ride in his car. He looks like a mad professor. It wouldn't come close to being as funny as one of dh girlie's pics, though.

is thre any thing as funny as some of the Pictures DHgirlie digs up ?

Awww...shucks, y'all...thanks!

 

[H8R]

Man, I wish I could snap a picture of the slimeball who asked me to go ride in his car. He looks like a mad professor.

Was he driving a Deloreon?

 

[DRB]

Was he driving a Deloreon?

Can I touch your boobies?

 

[H8R]

"88 miles an hourrr!!!"

 

[OGRipper]

Man, I wish I could snap a picture of the slimeball who asked me to go ride in his car. He looks like a mad professor. It wouldn't come close to being as funny as one of dh girlie's pics, though.

Got a camera phone?

Restraining orders and the words "Never speak to me again" are just girl code for I am interested.

Nice! Same thing is true for when you say "I prefer women."

 

[hooples3]

Yeah but isn't that kinda gross if she wears em for you? with some fat, ugly, greezy dudes sweat all over it? Or some cheesey bastards cologne?

lol good point.. ouch!!

 

[El Jefe]

lol good point.. ouch!!

Damnit you guys, you're killing it for me. That used to be my favorite outfit (to see her wear, not to wear myself...no, really....ahh jeez....) I told you she washes the outfits, and that it's mostly for stage shows, but no...go on keep bringing it up so that next time she wears it I end up thinking of that character Bill Dauterive on King of the Hill.

bastards.

 

[bluebug32]

A hot Girl who rides a bike .......... thats what you want to Marry!


I know , I did :love:

So I should have no trouble finding a husband then. I'm also a chick who plays electric guitar...that also gets points with the guys

 

[robdamanii]

So I should have no trouble finding a husband then. I'm also a chick who plays electric guitar...that also gets points with the guys

What am I, chopped liver?

 

[DRB]

What am I, chopped liver?

The loser that's looking for a new girlfriend.

 

[douglas]

The loser that's looking for a new girlfriend.

 

[bluebug32]

hahahaha

 

[bluebug32]

I just never knew that chicks who rode bikes were in such hot demand

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

So I should have no trouble finding a husband then. I'm also a chick who plays electric guitar...that also gets points with the guys

You still have to be hot.

 

[bluebug32]

You still have to be hot.

well, I'll leave that for you to decide

 

[dh girlie]

Damnit you guys, you're killing it for me. That used to be my favorite outfit (to see her wear, not to wear myself...no, really....ahh jeez....) I told you she washes the outfits, and that it's mostly for stage shows, but no...go on keep bringing it up so that next time she wears it I end up thinking of that character Bill Dauterive on King of the Hill.

bastards.

Hmmm..that'd be interesting...the 'monster' vs. the school girl skirt...

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

well, I'll leave that for you to decide

Sounds fair. PM/Send me your picture

 

[Polandspring88]

I just never knew that chicks who rode bikes were in such hot demand

You have got to be kidding.

 

[robdamanii]

Sounds fair. PM/Send me your picture

Check the pic thread. LAst page.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Check the pic thread. LAst page.

Looks like you 2 are happily attached

 

[robdamanii]

Looks like you 2 are happily attached

Indeed.

 

[blt2ride]

Yeah, I'd say this dude was trying to pick you up. I would probably still keep up the social greetings. I don't think a "good morning" or a "how ya doin'" would hurt. If he still asks you out, just keep making excuses, and if asked you out for dinner, just say you're already involved in a relationship, and you don't think it would be a good idea...

 

[bluebug32]

Sounds fair. PM/Send me your picture

it's actually up in the most recent pic thread, posted under robdamanii

 

[stinkyboy]

I could be rude and make a sarcastic comment about your reflectors, but I wont, because I'm not like that. :evil:

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

So I should have no trouble finding a husband then. I'm also a chick who plays electric guitar...that also gets points with the guys

I used to play the bass. Playing a stringed instrument (at least onstage) only seemed to attract poverty, smoke, and a drinking habit.

Here's my old band. corey dc_street (singer/guitarist) and I both kept on getting those pesky devil eyes, so we gave up music. :devil:

Now we focus on bikes instead.

 

[H8R]

I used to play the bass. Playing a stringed instrument (at least onstage) only seemed to attract poverty, smoke, and a drinking habit.

Here's my old band. corey dc_street (singer/guitarist) and I both kept on getting those pesky devil eyes, so we gave up music. :devil:

Now we focus on bikes instead.

Hot, plays bass, has tattoos, rides bikes...

How do you NOT know when a guy is hitting on you? Doesn't this happen everyday??

 

[H8R]

HOLY HELL!

Is that a BC Rich bass?


METAALLLL!!!!

 

[OGRipper]

You DO know H8R is a drummer don't you? Are you just teasing him?

(Sorry, but I was feeling left out and had to chime in with my psuedo-harrasment.)

 

[H8R]

You DO know H8R is a drummer don't you? Are you just teasing him?

(Sorry, but I was feeling left out and had to chime in with my psuedo-harrasment.)

Married drummer.

I found a super cute chick who likes the Melvins and Patsy Cline. How could I NOT marry her?

 

[JRB]

Married drummer.

I found a super cute chick who likes the Melvins and Patsy Cline. How could I NOT marry her?

By being yourself???

 

[H8R]

By being yourself???

Myself? Do you know him?

 

[OGRipper]

Married drummer.

Well whatever, that hasn't stopped Professor Icky from hittin' on the Captain has it?

 

[H8R]

Well whatever, that hasn't stopped Professor Icky from hittin' on the Captain has it?

The dude obviously needs a cock punch and sugar in his gas tank.

Not to mention a call to his wife.

 

[H8R]

It is quite entertaining to watch all the dorks to get their panties all in a bunch every time a hot lesbian walks in the room

HIIIIGHYAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THEY???!!?!

sorry this was late.....

 

[OGRipper]

^^^Wow that is one scary contraption there. Just what Professor Icky needs.

 

[H8R]

^^^Wow that is one scary contraption there. Just what Professor Icky needs.

You have not yet seen the panty-debuncher?

Nice, eh?

 

[OGRipper]

You have not yet seen the panty-debuncher?

Nice, eh?

I keep looking at it to try to figure out how it works, but before I get very far I get very uncomfortable and start squirming in my chair and can't look anymore.

 

[OGRipper]

Holy crap this is exactly what that dude needs!! BWAHAHAHAHA thanks H8R!!

[Edited for RM consumption.]

Fast--a single operator can handle up to 1200 per hour
--Designed for optimum handling and maneuverability
--Robust stainless steel construction, including solid stainless steel blades and single piece clevis for best possible hygiene and low maintenance
--Greasable pivot points for extended life
--Anti-tie down controls for operator safety
--Meets national and international requirements for safety and hygiene

 

[H8R]

Holy crap this is exactly what that dude needs!! BWAHAHAHAHA thanks H8R!!

[Edited for RM consumption.]

Fast--a single operator can handle up to 1200 per hour
--Designed for optimum handling and maneuverability
--Robust stainless steel construction, including solid stainless steel blades and single piece clevis for best possible hygiene and low maintenance
--Greasable pivot points for extended life
--Anti-tie down controls for operator safety
--Meets national and international requirements for safety and hygiene

Yes, it truly is a pro quality de-buncher.