[MMike]

I just heard this one for the first time in a while. (No...not directed at me)

"That's a nice shirt. Do they make it for guys?"

That one cracks me up for some reason.

 

[binary visions]

I'm very fond of the time-tested, "douche". And it's associated variations: "douche bag", "douche nozzle", "anal douche juice" etc.

 

[douglas]

"Suck it up Sally"

 

[gecko]

"asswipe" is a classic that keeps on giving.

 

[stevew]

"Nice hair."

 

[MMike]

"asswipe" is a classic that keeps on giving.

You mean "ahhhhs-weepay"?

 

[I Are Baboon]

"If you were any dumber you'd be me."

Oh...wait a minute.....

 

[Polandspring88]

I like to tell them to "Go eat a bag of dicks." That usually prevents any further conversation.

 

[laura]

I'm very fond of the time-tested, "douche". And it's associated variations: "douche bag", "douche nozzle", "anal douche juice" etc.

these are my favs as well. i actually use them daily.




however I find that a good loud fvck you will work everytime. while not necessarily an insult, i feel it gets the point across.

 

[Yossarian]

Go pound sand up your A$$!

 

[Cooter Brown]

"Your mom" and all the iterations of it such as "your mom's a b#tch", "your mom's a whore", "I was on your mom last nite", so on and so forth, I have found that after spouting one of these off it pisses most people off soooo bad they turn red and can't speak at which point it's time to throw down

 

[BigHitComp04]

I agree with douche bag and douche nozzle being the best. I use them all the time.

 

[TN]

your mother is a whore!

 

[binary visions]

your mother is a whore!

Shut up, douche nozzle. She is not.

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

cabbage head...

don't even know why it works but some people start laughing at that one

 

[urbaindk]

The Spanish have some really good cusses, none of which can be repeated here. Many involve asses and Virgins. Oh yeah.

 

[valve bouncer]

You sir, are a turtle eating alderman.

 

[MudGrrl]

See this?

*makes little kicking motions*

This is ME kicking your DCK in the dirt!

 

[N8 v2.0]

I like calling people around here "bass master"...

Sounds degrading but really isn't... which really confuses people.

 

[gecko]

"I slept with your wife"

 

[Westy]

_________ Felcher.

 

[gecko]

I like calling people around here "bass master"...

Sounds degrading but really isn't... which really confuses people.

I guess that goes hand in hand with "Master Baiter"

 

[McGRP01]

however I find that a good loud fvck you will work everytime. while not necessarily an insult, i feel it gets the point across.

Yeah, the F-Bomb is a staple in my vocabulary although I've made an effort to curb it since my daughter was born. A$$HOLE!!! or "You're such an a$$hole" are classics I use on a regular basis as well.

 

[I Are Baboon]

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

 

[MMike]

cabbage head...

don't even know why it works but some people start laughing at that one

You likely have to be canadian to get that one....

"I had a bad childhood!"

 

[reflux]

You are canadian

ouch.

 

[SkaredShtles]

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

Wasn't this a Seinfeld-ism?

 

[Westy]

Wasn't this a Seinfeld-ism?

Did you actually watch something on TV? I'm shocked you would lower yourself and participate in an activity normally reserved for commoners.

 

[firetoole]

my favorite comeback is
So's your face

works with just about anything

 

[N8 v2.0]

my favorite comeback is
So's your face

works with just about anything

Do you know what movie that is from?

It's one of my bitchin' fav's...


!

 

[firetoole]

here in holland there are alot of dutch people so I use
"you dutch bastard"

 

[Slugman]

dumb as a bag of hammers

or

12 pack shy of a 6 pack

 

[mantispf2000]

For some reason, players at work have been "picking" on my socks (here in Tahoe, the favorites are those rag-wool kind of style). So I've come up with the saying "if you knew who chose them for me and where that person is right now, I'll bet I can change your tune in less than 2 seconds". When I do tell them, they apologize very quickly. For those that know my past, you understand. If you don't, pm and I'll fill you in. I really don't like to use it, yet it seems to fit the "walk a mile in their shoes" concept.

 

[Salami]

I like the ever popular "F*** YOU!" or "F*** OFF!"


Sometimes I just use "You Cock knocker!"

 

[Booker]

A couple i try and use on a daily basis..............

"that boy is so stupid, he'd fall in a barrel full of titties and come out sucking his thumb"

"man you smell like a sack full of a$$holes"

 

[dh girlie]

Did you actually watch something on TV? I'm shocked you would lower yourself and participate in an activity normally reserved for commoners.

HAHAHAHAHA! NICE! EEEXXCCCEEELLLENT!

If I see someone with say...outdated long hayer or 80's clothes or an old ass bike like a Cannondale Raven, I say LIVE IN THE NOW!!!! (stole it from Wayne's World)

 

[reflux]

Oh yeah, my two fav's


"chicken f'ers" - from Super Troopers

"go f yourself" - a true classic, but never seems to get old

 

[firetoole]

(stole it from Wayne's World)

Live in the now!!!!!!

 

[WarEagle2K]

your mother is a whore![/QUOT
That should be the final statement in any argument. Funny sh**!!!!

 

[dh girlie]

Live in the now!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA! Touche!