Mah jerbSays the foreigner taking all the poopdecking jobs from @mandown.
Mah jerbSays the foreigner taking all the poopdecking jobs from @mandown.
Too bad it's from Borowitz.Satire from The Borowitz Report
Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day
By Andy Borowitz
November 8, 2019
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg upended the 2020 Presidential race on Friday by offering Donald J. Trump ten billion dollars to leave the White House by the end of the day.
“I will deposit ten billion dollars into your account in Moscow, Riyadh, or wherever you do your banking these days,” Bloomberg announced. “All you have to do is go.”
In addition to the ten-billion-dollar offer, Bloomberg told Trump that he would cover the moving expenses of Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Kellyanne Conway, and any other associates “that you haven’t already gotten rid of.”
On Capitol Hill, congressional Democrats expressed sadness that Bloomberg’s offer, if successful, would eliminate the need for impeachment, which many of them had been looking forward to.
But Representative Adam Schiff of California struck a more philosophical note. “If ten billion dollars gets rid of Donald Trump, that’s a quid pro quo I’m okay with,” he said.
The final season episode just popped up on Hulu. Nicely done.
But building and monitoring the wall creates jobs, and it keeps job stealing foreign folks out. It’s a win-win BOGO twofer!But are there any Mexicans in Germany? I DONT THINK SO!
TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!
Berliners are trolling Trump by shipping him a 2.7-ton piece of the Berlin Wall
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The mustache is not amused by this chicanery!
Interesting. State/Bolton internally overruled OMB/Mulvaney.
Fake news.Semi-related:
The Conspiracy Theories A Conservative Must Believe Today | Washington Monthly
As Donald Trump and his conservative defenders begin to construct a conspiracy theory that Adam Schiff personally orchestrated a massive conspiracy to entrap Trump in Ukraine, it’s worth noting just how many conspiracy theories you have to believe in just to be a standard Republican these days...washingtonmonthly.com
That's probably just to cover his personal cocaine use.ThE bEsT bUsInEsS dEaLs
Did Trump Launder Drug Money Through Panama?
Some say it is time for Congress to begin investigating the president's finances and potential conflicts of interest.www.newsweek.com
that actually sounds familiar .... money laundering..... didn't trump's AC casino get shut down for not having federally required money laundering controls in place?That's probably just to cover his personal cocaine use.
Grifters all the way down.
Senior Trump official embellished résumé, had face on fake Time cover
State Dept. official Mina Chang claimed to be a Harvard Business School "alumna" who ran a nonprofit that worked in 40 countries.www.nbcnews.com
he's a good witness. it'll be interesting to see how the Rs try and diminish him and his testimony.The ambassador has gravitas.
"Derp state angry democrat who voted for Hillary's uranium emails!"- Nunes, about 20 minutes from now.he's a good witness. it'll be interesting to see how the Rs try and diminish him and his testimony.
No surprises from Nunes yet. He's really a piece of shit, isn't he..."Derp state angry democrat who voted for Hillary's uranium emails!"- Nunes, about 20 minutes from now.
Like I told @jonKranked earlier, Nunes is only there to placate one person.No surprises from Nunes yet. He's really a piece of shit, isn't he...
At least one more!What’s the over/under on the Squeeb post count for today?