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Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
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16,554
where the trails are
Saw this link on reddit, watched the whole interview over coffee. Very interesting retrospectively. Chronic compulsive liar since day one, in case anyone needed more convincing.

 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,063
22,091
Sleazattle
This belongs in the good news thread

Not the worst news maybe. Dirtbag who got rich enabling a bigger dirtbag to get super rich gets out of jail because he is white and rich so he can get richer writing a book about the bigger dirtbag.

Unless his book leads to a conviction, just dirtbags being dirtbags .

Most likely we will just hear more stories about what an inflamed prolapsed asshole Trump is, BIG SURPRISE!
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,901
9,192
Transylvania 90210
Socialism 2: What National Debt?
The it's okay when we do it GOP special edition.

That tweet.
The Dems wouldn't approve it so we didn't ask, thus it is their fault.
Awesome.

I knew my boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I didn't ask for one. It is his fault I didn't get it.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,901
9,192
Transylvania 90210

Montana rider

Tom Sawyer
Mar 14, 2005
1,946
2,622

Irony alert: George Carlin was an avowed non-voter...


Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says, “They suck”.

But where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality.

No, they come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and they’re elected by American voters.This is the best we can do, folks. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out.

….I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don’t vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain.

Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, “If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain”, but where’s the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain.

I, on the other hand, who did not vote — who did not even leave the house on Election Day — am in no way responsible for that these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created. That I didn’t have anything to do with.

So when you’re having one of those swell elections that you like so much…on that day I will be doing essentially the same as you…the only difference is when I get done masturbating I’ll have a little something to show for it.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
“Captain Valtrex”
gross

.....those motherfuckers at NBC have audio. Mark Cuban even offered to pay their fines and court costs for violating their NDA.


If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain.
Wow, real problem solver there. That's probably the most chickenshit thing he ever said. Pacifism is a far greater threat. Literally letting perfect be the enemy of the lesser of two evils. I wonder where he'd stand on that these days.
 
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Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
20,212
10,741
AK
It probably had ear cancer.
We’ll have an economy based on wind. I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I’ve studied it better than anybody. I know it’s very expensive. They’re made in China and Germany mostly — very few made here, almost none. But they’re manufactured tremendous — if you’re into this — tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint — fumes are spewing into the air. Right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything — right? So they make these things and then they put them up.