[badphish]

they're ****ed up. I usually don't remember them 5 minutes after waking up. The ones I do remember are usually pretty normal. Thought the one I had last night was worth sharing.

In my dream I somehow became the Vice President. I can't remember if I was appointed or what. I just remember being excited about my new job. I also remember at some point sitting Indian style on a bed talking about politics to Michelle Obama in some room of the White House where drinks were lowered from the ceiling. It was wine glasses that were already full, but I wanted a beer instead. It reminded me of something out of Back to the Future. Here's the really funny part. I'm 32, but I was still in high school. I had to go to school in New Jersey and was dreading going to school with a bunch of guidos. That's the last part I remember.

weird

 

[CBJ]

I normally do not dream the same stuff but lately I have had this dream / nightmare about being in school and having problems finishing school and especially getting my thesis done in time. Complete opposite of what really happened.

 

[MMike]

I still have the school dream every now and then. The one where it's finals time and I realize that I had forgotten that I had registered for some class and I never went and now I won't graduate.....it's always some weird math or stats class......

 

[valve bouncer]

You all have mother issues. That'll be $250 thanks.
Last night I dreamt I was at the airport and I'd forgotten my noise cancelling headphones. Then I woke up cos my wife was yelling at me.

 

[SloMoJo]

Last night I dreamt I was at the airport and I'd forgotten my noise cancelling headphones. Then I woke up cos my wife was yelling at me.

That's the 2nd worse way to ever have to wake up.
Wife yelling at you.

The #1 worse way was mentioned in another thread ....
A Blow to the Nuts!
Not the good kind.

 

[TheTruth]

It means that you are gay and hovering squids with faces that look like Michelle Obama's will take over the world. But New Jersey will be safe.

 

[Heidi]

Mine was awful. I dreamed I was getting a shot in my spine and I felt all the pain of it when I was asleep. WTF?

 

[lovebunny]

the other night i dreamt that i was getting chased by a giant wasp and i turned around and punched it. i woke up to my gf yelling at me for punching her in the back

 

[badphish]

@ Truth -I guess I've been programmed to think that everyone in NJ is a guido.

@ Heidi -I've had dreams of being shot too, but I don't remember feeling pain. Just a hollow kind of impact...if that makes any sense.

@ lb: - I had a dream about being chased and swarmed by bees. My wife woke me up thinking I was having a seizure or something. She said I was shaking and clenching my fists. I guess it happens often because she's asked several times if I dreamed about the bees the previous night.


The worst dreams are the ones where I'm in a fight but can only punch in slow motion. totally sucks.