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H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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I don't know why, but today I thought of my ex. I wonder if she is still alive.

Anyone else divorced? I know Stinkyboy has been around the block several times.


Here's a pic of my ex. Yes, that IS an upside-down cross on her forehead.

:twitch:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Was she a vampire?
Uh...not while I was with her.


She did alot of speed, and maybe some other stuff. After she started fvcking up being a mom, I stepped in and took custody. Without a kid around to take care of she really fell off the cliff. We haven't heard from her in years.

The last time I saw her she looked like 5000 miles of bad road. Like a cross between a porn star and Courtney Love.
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
she could be face down, rotting, dead in a ditch for all i care
the fvcking cvnt poisoned my dog, then had the audacity to send me a sympathy bouquet (sp?)
so no i've not talked to her, and will hate her until my last, dying breath
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Whoa.......I said goth flake......not satanist.....

But the cross thing makes me think you're serious.

I think it's the darkness of your music. My endeavors turn women into lesbians, neurosis turns women into....well......neurotics.:disgust:

No - it was her being a dumbass party-bitch after we were divorced and she hooked up with fvcked up people and did too much speed and whatever else she was doing.

I thought it was a joke until she put up the website and then she got a boob-job and had her lips done. Also one day on the phone she said "Bye - Hail Satan" as we were hanging up. Damn, what a freak.

I have more pics somewhere. Maybe I'll post them for giggles some day.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
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she could be face down, rotting, dead in a ditch for all i care
the fvcking cvnt poisoned my dog, then had the audacity to send me a sympathy bouquet (sp?)
so no i've not talked to her, and will hate her until my last, dying breath
That's the spirit!
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
No - it was her being a dumbass party-bitch after we were divorced and she hooked up with fvcked up people and did too much speed and whatever else she was doing.

I thought it was a joke until she put up the website and then she got a boob-job and had her lips done. Also one day on the phone she said "Bye - Hail Satan" as we were hanging up. Damn, what a freak.

I have more pics somewhere. Maybe I'll post them for giggles some day.
Damn dood.

Well good on ya for removing yourself and your kids from that mess.

I was kidding about the music. :)
 

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Turbo Monkey
Jul 9, 2006
1,706
0
Connecticut
i'm smack dab in the middle of it and it's ugly (see christmas pic thread). he's obsessing and it scares me. i'm always wondering when i will end up doing or saying the wrong thing to make him totally flip and not sure what that will bring. i just wish it was over for the sake of myself and our kids.
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,660
1,148
NORCAL is the hizzle
never married but broke up with a girl after 5 years because I didn't want to get married and have kids at the time. She got married 6 months later and had her first kid within a year. Now she has three kids. Whew, dodged that bullet!
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,693
4,939
North Van
never married but broke up with a girl after 5 years because I didn't want to get married and have kids at the time. She got married 6 months later and had her first kid within a year. Now she has three kids. Whew, dodged that bullet!
LOL... Makes now wonder what my ex of 6 years is up to these days...
 

Snacks

Turbo Monkey
Feb 20, 2003
3,523
0
GO! SEAHAWKS!
I'm divorced, have been for 6+ years. I'd say my ex and I get along pretty good, in small doses. He still lives in the same area, about 5 miles from my work.
 

Total Heckler

Beer and Bike Enthusiast
Apr 28, 2005
8,171
189
Santa Cruz, CA
My most recent ex (girlfriend of about 3 years) started doing coke and texting me with very angry things. She also started dating an alcoholic who’s broken his jaw 2 times this year from being too drunk and also was so drunk at work (he works at a movie theater) he broke a bottle and tried to stab someone. I haven’t actually talked to her in almost a month now. Good riddance.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Oh how I miss the arguments at odd hours, constant critiquing of everything I do, the complaining...Oh the joy....Not to mention she was about as exiting as f**king a corpse in the bedroom.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,683
20,507
Sleazattle
Oh how I miss the arguments at odd hours, constant critiquing of everything I do, the complaining...Oh the joy....Not to mention she was about as exiting as f**king a corpse in the bedroom.

Maybe you should have given the kitchen a try.
 

RenegadeRick

98th percentile on my SAT & all I got was this tin
My ex cleaned me out financially. After we separated I learned she was doing the bartender, the guy on home confinement who lived across the hall and the guy I let move in because he had nowhere else to go.

After the divorce was finalized I learned she lied about being broke. Her father had kicked the bucket and left her tons of $$$. I never even saw the lousy $4g she was supposed to pay me as part of the settlement for the car I bought for her on a credit card because she had no other way to pay for it.

Last thing I heard was that she owned a home on the shores of Lake Ponchartrain just across the causeway from New Orleans. I like to think that since Katrina, it isn't there anymore.
 

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Turbo Monkey
Jul 9, 2006
1,706
0
Connecticut
Oh how I miss the arguments at odd hours, constant critiquing of everything I do, the complaining...Oh the joy....Not to mention she was about as exiting as f**king a corpse in the bedroom.

ok...not for nothing...but had to laugh at your handle and location...so you're a MILF hunter in Disneyland. that's a riot!!! :rofl: :weee: