I found this one in a employee directory from somewhere.....:
Janine Stufflebeam
What you got?
Janine Stufflebeam
What you got?
Funny Names
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heh, theres a kid in my school named Josh Blownads
edit: its actually spelled 'Bloughnads'
edit: its actually spelled 'Bloughnads'
School year book last year had a Vietnamese guy by the name of The Phuc, pronounced "Tay Fook".
How could I forget, guy 2 cubes away:
Po Wang
Po Wang
I swear to god that there was a guy named Dick Nibbler working for a school district that I had to call about 15 or so years ago...I couldn't quite make out the signature so when I called, I played dumb and I said..I can't quite read the signature, but it looks like perhaps the last name is Nibbler or something like that? The lady goes, Oh! Dick...hold on...and I started busting up so hard I hung up...I tried calling back a couple of times that day and same thing...he'd pick up and I would start laughing and would have to hang up...so my manager goes, give me that! snatches the paper outta my hand and calls the guy...once the guy picked up my BOSS started laughing...so the next day he came in before the rest of us and made the call...that story comes up every time we all get together...we speak fondly of good ole dick nibbler!
I can hear it now: "That's RICHARD Nibbler, dammit!!! ARRGGHHHHH!!!"
I have a bunch of friends who are in various stages of pregnancy. Some know the sex and already know what names they want to use, some don't.
I can't keep track so I've started calling all the babies "Cleetus." As in, "Cleetus the Fetus."
One of my pals swears that "Cleetus" is actually on the short list of potential names. I begged him not to do it, for the kid's sake.
I have a bunch of friends who are in various stages of pregnancy. Some know the sex and already know what names they want to use, some don't.
I can't keep track so I've started calling all the babies "Cleetus." As in, "Cleetus the Fetus."
One of my pals swears that "Cleetus" is actually on the short list of potential names. I begged him not to do it, for the kid's sake.
Robert Cornelius Cracker
I work with Long Yang and Dick Swisher.
Gang Wang
Hows Raymond Pusey?
Or Ryan Cuchi
Andy Gooch
I went to High School with a kid named Richard Upright. Yes, for real. I win. Game over
We had a Wayne King, Richard Siemen and a Barb Dwyer at school. Oh, and a Teresa Green. Honest 
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THere was a "Krystal Champaine" in my graduating class. Thats how iyt was spelled. Say it out loud.
Youric Hunt.BSEVEER said:
My uncles name is Richard Head and yes he goes by Dick. He's old enough that when he started going by Dick that didn't mean what it means today. He is a retired general in the USAF and at one time he was a Major. Yes that's right his name was Major Dick Head. 100% true.
Other than that I knew a girl who's dad was named Mike Hunt.
As far as fake names I like,
Barry McCockiner
Herb Eaverstinchs
Other than that I knew a girl who's dad was named Mike Hunt.
As far as fake names I like,
Barry McCockiner
Herb Eaverstinchs
The first drill instructor I met in bootcamp (Navy) was named Rainwater. She was quite possibly the biggest (not fat), meanest, scariest woman I've ever seen.
One of the guys that was in my division once I got to a ship was named Sailer. That's right, a sailor named Sailer.
One of the guys that was in my division once I got to a ship was named Sailer. That's right, a sailor named Sailer.
theres a chick at my school named chyna nibler
Rabbi Miriam Biatch (seriously, google it)
Seketrius (a friend named his son that!)
Seketrius (a friend named his son that!)
we had a couple in school:
Ed Smallwood
Dick Freed
and a friend of mine had a HS classmate:
Tran Phan Ho, or as was always announced at events "Tran P Ho"
Ed Smallwood
Dick Freed
and a friend of mine had a HS classmate:
Tran Phan Ho, or as was always announced at events "Tran P Ho"
I worked with I guy named Phil McCrackin.
I went to elementary school with a girl named Crystal Shawna Leer. Kid you not.
I worked for Kinkos, and we had this old man that was a regular, I'm sure he did'nt like his name because whenever I took his order he always spelled it out, and now you must keep in mind that we wrote the last name first on the bags.
Peter Stienke
Pronounced (Stinky)
Peter Stienke
Pronounced (Stinky)
My grammer school principal was Chuck Schmuck.
Peter Chafin
Growing up, I knew a guy named Donald Duckworth.
I had a ceramics professor at ECU named Richard Spiller---humorously enough, he went by "Dick."
Dick Spiller.
Funny guy. Funny name.
Dick Spiller.
Funny guy. Funny name.
I work with a guy named "Jimmy Tingler"
A girl that goes to a school in our county was "Jenna Tool"
and my friends cousins name is "Avery Bigham" (not offensive, just coincindental)
A girl that goes to a school in our county was "Jenna Tool"
and my friends cousins name is "Avery Bigham" (not offensive, just coincindental)
There's a cop in our town; his name is Dick Pullen. If that wasn't bad enough, imagine what his name says on files and reports - Pullen, Dick.
Oh, I forgot another of my classmates:Barbaton said:
Tara Colon
and i've just run across an individual here by the name of Wei Hong.
My wife's math teacher was Dick Wood
...my mother in law has an uncle named "Harry Booty"...