Wow, this thread has degenerated into "cops suck because the government is evil" and all that kind of crap.
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How come I pictured you wringing your hands and grinning hungrily as you asked that question?dh girlie said:Did they do a cavity search?
I dunno...you have some weird thoughts...I was simply referring to Deuce Bigalow...H8R said:How come I pictured you wringing your hands and grinning hungrily as you asked that question?
Yeah you...I was merely referring to a movie...perhaps you didn't see it...but yeah...you...do I need to direct you the Brian J. Peppers thread and your post about what his genitalia might look like?H8R said:ME??!?
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Something about teeth and a cross between this part and that part, if I recall...dh girlie said:Yeah you...I was merely referring to a movie...perhaps you didn't see it...but yeah...you...do I need to direct you the Brian J. Peppers thread and your post about what his genitalia might look like?![]()
talk about callin the kettle black...you with your dressing up as a knight and...and....your red hayer!Ciaran said:Something about teeth and a cross between this part and that part, if I recall...
You're BOTH weird!
I bet you'd look hawt in a medieval dress with the boobie exposing bodice.dh girlie said:talk about callin the kettle black...you with your dressing up as a knight and...and....your red hayer!![]()
I think DHG would look better in the chainmail thong and cured leather tube top. Like a medieval stripper.Ciaran said:I bet you'd look hawt in a medieval dress with the boobie exposing bodice.You should give it a try.
Wasn't there an issue of playboy with chainmail involved?H8R said:I think DHG would look better in the chainmail thong and cured leather tube top. Like a medieval stripper.
i think I can make those. DHG, what's your size? :evil:H8R said:I think DHG would look better in the chainmail thong and cured leather tube top. Like a medieval stripper.
Most cops are so appreciative of the honesty that they will have a heart and cut you slack. Unless you jsut caused a pileup that killed 15 children and their great aunts on a charter bus.Repack said:Yup!
Officer (while looking at my license):
"So, Mr. Repack, why were you going so fast?"
Me (both hands still on the wheel, avoiding eye contact): "Um, errr, uhh (stammering while thinking of something to say that wouldn't sound stupid)... because I can."
All I could think was "Did I really just say that?!?!?
Officer (laughing his ass off): Well, Mr. Repack, I appreciate you honnesty and you candor, but I am going to ask you to slow down."
I am NEVER going to try that again.
I got the same thing once. Turns out that being cordial and whitty can be beneficial.Westy said:I got nailed doing 95 mph.
Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going.
Me: Not really, my speedo only goes to 85.
He let me go with a warning, go figure.
So you got a potential date with a cop instead of a ticket. Gross.loco said:CC: at least until you are out of Waco.Most guys would tag you something fierce.
Me: Most guys are the coolest cop in Waco though.
CC: have a great night.
Me: Hope to see you around, but not on the road.
He was pretty hot.H8R said:So you got a potential date with a cop instead of a ticket. Gross.
Girls need to wear skirts for car sex. Guys....wear shorts with no boxers. Real easy to pull up.Polandspring88 said:Cop: License please.
Me: Ok.
Other Cop (addressing girl): Are you here on your own free will?
Cop: Have you ever been in trouble before?
Me: No sir.
Cop: What were you two doing?
Me (with pants only partially on and condom wrappers lying on the floor): Uh.....talking.
Cop: Sure you were, put your clothes back on and get out of here.
Yep. It is true. Nothing came of it though.
Of course the easy thing would be to just get a room at the No-Tell Motel.robdamanii said:Girls need to wear skirts for car sex. Guys....wear shorts with no boxers. Real easy to pull up.
That might work, except it would not be as easy to hide that fact that it looked like I had the Washington Monument in my pants.robdamanii said:Girls need to wear skirts for car sex. Guys....wear shorts with no boxers. Real easy to pull up.
Tuck it boy.Polandspring88 said:That might work, except it would not be as easy to hide that fact that it looked like I had the Washington Monument in my pants.
I heard that it was more like a toothpick under a paper towel.Polandspring88 said:That might work, except it would not be as easy to hide that fact that it looked like I had the Washington Monument in my pants.
I don't think I have ever heard of anyone getting arrested for speeding. Would that be something unique for your area? I have heard of people here in L.A. getting tickets for driving over 90mph on the freeways which have a max of 65mph.manimal said:wow...you got lucky. a warning for 22 over is pretty rare. i usually arrest at 25 over.
Ciaran said:I don't think I have ever heard of anyone getting arrested for speeding. Would that be something unique for your area?
Ahhhhh... I see. Good rule, I think. I grew up on a very small street that people used to fly down.... 50 - 60mph on our quiet little street. I wish those fools would have been arrested. I was almost hit many times and the people across the street lost there son to a speeder. (Many moons before I moved there.) There's no reason to go speeding down a residential street.manimal said:i guess i better clarify. i don't hassle with 25 over on the freeway, any bad wreck over 65mph is going to be really bad regardless of whether it's 65 or 105. the 25 over arrest rule is my personal rule and it applies to lower speed limit areas where 25 over is pretty negligent. ie; school zones, busy residential 35mph zones. 60 in a 35 with lots of home/apartment driveways is pretty rediculous since you won't be able to stop in time if someone pulls out. it's not like a black and white rule either, it depends on a lot of things but 25 over is where i allow myself the option to arrest if i think it'll drive the point home. lots of punk kids will have mommy/daddy pay off a ticket or get a lawyer and have it reduced, but when you slap the handcuffs on someone, things change and they start to think..."hmmm, i guess he's serious about this careless and wreckless speeding thing".
every officer is different and has a different tolerance.
This is true, and sometimes unfortunate.manimal said:every officer is different and has a different tolerance.
Just noticed this thread, and then noticed that post. All i can say is alcohal...H8R said:Brilliant.
well it was actually a 4 lane road and i was in the far left one. i was going the same speed as everyone else but i was just the unlucky one. it was another being overly respectful thing, i knew i was in the wrong and i thanked him for doing a good job. as much as it sucks to be hassled. i still dont hold anything against cops. i dont hate them. there just doing there jobs. if you have a reason to hate cops then you should seriously rethink how your living because your doing something wrongmanimal said:i guess i better clarify. i don't hassle with 25 over on the freeway, any bad wreck over 65mph is going to be really bad regardless of whether it's 65 or 105. the 25 over arrest rule is my personal rule and it applies to lower speed limit areas where 25 over is pretty negligent. ie; school zones, busy residential 35mph zones. 60 in a 35 with lots of home/apartment driveways is pretty rediculous since you won't be able to stop in time if someone pulls out. it's not like a black and white rule either, it depends on a lot of things but 25 over is where i allow myself the option to arrest if i think it'll drive the point home. lots of punk kids will have mommy/daddy pay off a ticket or get a lawyer and have it reduced, but when you slap the handcuffs on someone, things change and they start to think..."hmmm, i guess he's serious about this careless and wreckless speeding thing".
every officer is different and has a different tolerance.