There is a girl sitting next to me who is freaking gorgeous... Should I say something? Or let it slide?
Girl in class...
- Thread starter ThePriceSeliger
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she probably has a boyfriend
Stick your finger in her butt.
run...............dear god run for your life, she will suck your account dry, crush your soul and laugh at the carcass of the man you once were
I imagine the start of the conversation will go something like...
So like Hi. Can I like PIIYB?
edit: there's no harm in talking to her.
So like Hi. Can I like PIIYB?
edit: there's no harm in talking to her.
You know how the old song goes...
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife....."
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife....."
Talk to her.
Ask her for a keelnex. If she gives you one, tell her not to look while you blow your nose. Disgusting. Then start up conversation, but as a rule of thumb, mention nothing about how good she looks.
Ask her for a keelnex. If she gives you one, tell her not to look while you blow your nose. Disgusting. Then start up conversation, but as a rule of thumb, mention nothing about how good she looks.
agreed.
Take it out.
i'm sure you have a camera phone...just make sure she's not looking and snap a quick pic...i'm sure no one will think different of you if they see you take it
Upskirt, if you please!
Is "Upskirt" actually a word nowadays?
it even has its own website
She'd probably slap him and give him a concussion.
Ask her what she thinks of the class. Depending on her answer ask if she will tutor you or ask if you can tutor her.
*that is my lame attempt at giving actual advice for the year.
*that is my lame attempt at giving actual advice for the year.
reference is good. game, set, match.
ask her if she wants to ride your monkey
Say, "Hi, my name is Davey Crockett. I hope you are loose cause baby I wanna wear you like a coonskin cap."
What's she doin' there?!?!?! She should be in the kitchen makin' me a sammich!!!!!
Rohypnol is your only hope.
"Roofie-oooooooo!!!"
Ask her if she knows what an angry pirate is.
Just go ahead and punch her as reconcilliation for what would be certain rejection.
Save yourself the agony and come into the scenario on top of things.
Save yourself the agony and come into the scenario on top of things.
Do something retarded.... send an IM in huge bold/red letters to a friend that says, "Dang... the girl to my right/left is so cute. I want to talk to her."
Then walk away from the computer for like 2 minutes, but before you do, face your monitor towards her seat.
Simple as that. Then you don't have to say a word.
But, before you do that, wipe the sand from your vagina. That's the pussy way about things.
Then walk away from the computer for like 2 minutes, but before you do, face your monitor towards her seat.
Simple as that. Then you don't have to say a word.
But, before you do that, wipe the sand from your vagina. That's the pussy way about things.
Stay away from her - before you know it she will have smashed the window out of your truck
^^^ is the pussy way to go. just say hi to her and see where it goes.
"Baby, whenever I see you I get light headed.... which means either you're so beautiful or I'm just suffering from my fourth concussion"
She'd probably slap him and give him a concussion.
Hey there, do you wash your clothes in windex? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
or since your in class
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
or since your in class
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?