can i touch your belly button? from the inside?
Girl in class...
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Probably not, if you have to check online first, you're not ready.
Haha, I guess I should have mentioned more. Asking for help in the class? Wouldn't help seeing as our grades are posted, and it shows I have a 98. Also, for pictures, we can't use cell phones in school.
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
With regards to number 4, put your head between them and make a motor boat sound.
Multiple choice... pick the answer that can't possibly be true.
Nope... all true.
Tissues? WTF? You mean issues?
Ask her to pose for a pic, so our sad lives can be enriched.
Ask her to pose for a pic, so our sad lives can be enriched.
People, give the boy credit for at least getting this information.
number 3 can be fixed at 2 am.
Damn #3... SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND? Shizaaam!
if you say No... "I have a girlfriend" I am with Opie...
BTW... she prolly has a a pic of herself throwing up gangsigns on myspace or something like that... get her pic off of there price!
1 and 3 could turn into the good kind three way.
Ultimate pick up line: I can smell you c*nt.
Actually that was the line used by the dude down the hall that ended up choking on his tongue, not Hannibal. Ok, I'm gonna go look for a life now...woah...easy there, Hannibal. He's trying to pick up a girl, not secure dinner
damn, good call. I think you're a closeted Jodie Foster fan
Fat chicks need love too
Closeted my ass.damn, good call. I think you're a closeted Jodie Foster fan
Easy way to strike up conversation: "Hi I'm Price. What's you name?"
no line, no bs. Plus chicks dig it when you have the balls to walk straight up to them and introduce yourself. It's this little known thing called confidence. Chicks are into it.
*you have a g/f. In college? dude, she better be hot because now is the time to bang every chick you can. It only gets worse from here (unless you go finance or law and chick will f*** you for hopes of winning your lotto)
no line, no bs. Plus chicks dig it when you have the balls to walk straight up to them and introduce yourself. It's this little known thing called confidence. Chicks are into it.
*you have a g/f. In college? dude, she better be hot because now is the time to bang every chick you can. It only gets worse from here (unless you go finance or law and chick will f*** you for hopes of winning your lotto)
oh jesus.....
If you can't take solid dating advice from Stoney98, you can't take it from anyone. 
edit - dammit - DRB swept in first.
edit - dammit - DRB swept in first.
Not to sound like a dick, but I have a feeling he's not in class anymore.
I could be wrong, though.
I could be wrong, though.
Hey - I've got one upstairs that you can probably use. I know I won't be needing it for several years.
I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.
You sound like a dick.
I can't believe he edited that. I guess it is true about polishing turds though.I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.
What? Every girl loves to find out she just got the herpes from every chick your boyfriend could bang.I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.
Where's that attention whore picture?I can't believe he edited that. I guess it is true about polishing turds though.
I've been drinking, I'm a dick when I'm drinking.You sound like a dick.
I won't make someone shoulder the blame of approving me, but I got the best comment ever.
"he's headed to the nearest bell tower"
hahahaha - for those of you who know Stoney's history, you will love that gem.
"he's headed to the nearest bell tower"
hahahaha - for those of you who know Stoney's history, you will love that gem.
Price, perhaps you could be finance law and hit the superfecta of pussy that Stoney had.
Oooh... that reminds me.
6'er of Titan IPA in the fridge!
Mmmm..... ahhhh... goddam that's good beer.
Would that include pressley?Price, perhaps you could be finance law and hit the superfecta of pussy that Stoney had.
That's my excuse for drinking so much.
But they gotta pay
Three is no problem Just wait until 2 AM and tell her you want to break up. 1&4 probably outweigh 2, if necessary you there are any number of pills your locak MD can prescribe.