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eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,377
15,144
directly above the center of the earth
Windy as shit in Lexington KY. Guess I brought WY with me. Wife was batching at me that the side of the dinette that her crap was on was wet. I asked her if she had checked to see if something in one of her packs had leaked. Her reply was unlike you I tighten the caps on all my stuff. I said check them anways. Minute later" found it, cap was loose on a bottle of make up remover. I grabbed a beer and went for a walk.
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,804
27,014
media blackout
stoney said:
Here. Spent the morning dealing with Google for Wifey's phone. Hannah was so incredibly horrible while we were at the race, that as a means of transiting the "I'm going to throw you off the deck" energy, Wifey's phone was sacrificial. I can only imagine how bad she was to push wifey that hard... So, Wifey has a new phone coming, but through a comedy of errors, we can't get her phone number swapped over to one of the old phones. So, she has Haley's phone for the next few days. Needless to say, both want me to fix it NOW.

We also might be getting a small trailer now, so that we can take Hannah to the track with us. That's how much she pissed Wifey off... I might be getting a trailer.
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sounds like hannah has figured out which parent is the pushover
 
stevew

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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stoney said:
Here. Spent the morning dealing with Google for Wifey's phone. Hannah was so incredibly horrible while we were at the race, that as a means of transiting the "I'm going to throw you off the deck" energy, Wifey's phone was sacrificial. I can only imagine how bad she was to push wifey that hard... So, Wifey has a new phone coming, but through a comedy of errors, we can't get her phone number swapped over to one of the old phones. So, she has Haley's phone for the next few days. Needless to say, both want me to fix it NOW.

We also might be getting a small trailer now, so that we can take Hannah to the track with us. That's how much she pissed Wifey off... I might be getting a trailer.
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a mother in laws job is babysitting....

if she is in the area....

just saying.
 
stevew

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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CBJ said:
It’s not easy of course and I get the full blame because I took the initiative but I think the boys will understand but it will be shitty until house is sold and we are fully separated.
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my younger brother got the house payment in his divorce.

the witch got the landcruiser and the dogs.

i hope shit goes easy for you.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
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In a van.... down by the river
stoney said:
Here. Spent the morning dealing with Google for Wifey's phone. Hannah was so incredibly horrible while we were at the race, that as a means of transiting the "I'm going to throw you off the deck" energy, Wifey's phone was sacrificial. I can only imagine how bad she was to push wifey that hard... So, Wifey has a new phone coming, but through a comedy of errors, we can't get her phone number swapped over to one of the old phones. So, she has Haley's phone for the next few days. Needless to say, both want me to fix it NOW.

We also might be getting a small trailer now, so that we can take Hannah to the track with us. That's how much she pissed Wifey off... I might be getting a trailer.
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What the hell is your wife going to do when these girls are teenagers? :D
 
MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
San Salvador to Lahore is a genuinely shitty routing. And a biz class upgrade was a cool 2k for just one leg sooooo misery all round.

Surprisingly the worst part of it all is connecting in Toronto.
 
Jozz

Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,158
7,857
SADL
CBJ said:
It’s not easy of course and I get the full blame because I took the initiative but I think the boys will understand but it will be shitty until house is sold and we are fully separated.
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Staying in good terms is the key for the boys.
Hang in there.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
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In a van.... down by the river
eric strt6 said:
Windy as shit in Lexington KY. Guess I brought WY with me. Wife was batching at me that the side of the dinette that her crap was on was wet. I asked her if she had checked to see if something in one of her packs had leaked. Her reply was unlike you I tighten the caps on all my stuff. I said check them anways. Minute later" found it, cap was loose on a bottle of make up remover. I grabbed a beer and went for a walk.
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Is she hangry or is she just an ornery lady? :D
 
stoney

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
jonKranked said:
sounds like hannah has figured out which parent is the pushover
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The trash bag I've taken to "help her clean up" when she doesn't after being told multiple times has generally righted that issue every few months when she wants to push it. I think Wifey has finally hit my FTS/no more limit.
 
stoney

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
stevew said:
a mother in laws job is babysitting....

if she is in the area....

just saying.
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A 74y/o mil who might as well be 85 doesn't fit that role, unfortunately. I told wifey to just call the neighbor next time, because they will send the girls over or give her a break. We've done it before too.
 
stevew

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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@Fool ....heads up...

das damen will be opening for dinosaur jr at the stone pony in jersey on 1/24/24 if you are interested in a sst nostalgia night...

flying into hell on earth....newark or philly....
 
mandown

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,806
9,117
Transylvania 90210
Debating going to Ventura to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. It’s a bit of a drive and I’ve got Saturday plans so it’s not looking great.

Might be driving to Phoenix at the end of the month to see Messer Chups. I’ve got a few extra days to kill, so if anyone has suggestions for Phoenix adjacent activities, I’m listening.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,002
22,036
Sleazattle
kidwoo

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Aug 25, 2003
42,149
13,358
Squirtin ketchup n' mustard on charred flesh
Westy said:
Sure that isn't too big for you?
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it will fit against a wall just fine

BEHOLD: ULTIMATE DENTIST

Who the fuck are these people??! I mean, spending that much on a dropper lever itself is beyond me, but US-made, quality, got it, not chafed...but look at why he's selling it! Who got time and money for THAT?! I see so many expensive components being sold...even forks...for color-matchiness...
ridemonkey.bikemag.com ridemonkey.bikemag.com

they're all too small for everyone

I'm shopping for a paintjob not a fucking pRoPeR cYcLiNg fIt
 
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Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
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borcester rhymes
Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,829
7,075
borcester rhymes
hahaha, it'll be a couple of hours each way, but maybe I can throw my bike on the back or something. It would be a hassle but I have a soft spot for homeygrowns
 
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kidwoo

kidwoo

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Aug 25, 2003
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Sandwich said:
hahaha, it'll be a couple of hours each way, but maybe I can throw my bike on the back or something. It would be a hassle but I have a soft spot for homeygrowns
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go buy it and I'll get you repaid through the onlyfans account you create for it with weekly pr0n updates

If it were here or he'd ship it that's one thing but I'm not going to ask you drive that far just to get it.....especially this time of year when riding ain't the best. Thanks a ton for the offer though, much appreciated.
 
iRider

iRider

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2008
5,703
3,168
kidwoo said:
it will fit against a wall just fine

BEHOLD: ULTIMATE DENTIST

Who the fuck are these people??! I mean, spending that much on a dropper lever itself is beyond me, but US-made, quality, got it, not chafed...but look at why he's selling it! Who got time and money for THAT?! I see so many expensive components being sold...even forks...for color-matchiness...
ridemonkey.bikemag.com ridemonkey.bikemag.com

they're all too small for everyone

I'm shopping for a paintjob not a fucking pRoPeR cYcLiNg fIt
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Then why not go for the `98 paintjob? Much nicer IMO.
Like this one: https://www.kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/schwinn-homegrown-factory-team-tomato-usa-retro-vintage-rh-53cm/2593458658-217-7964
This with the red/gold paintjob would be seriously tempting.
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
SkaredShtles said:
Careful of Mt. Lion after it has snowed... :D
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6thElement said:
Go do a Longhorn, perfect conditions up there. ML "could" still have slick snow conditions as @SkaredShtles suggested, although it's only 8850ft at the top so who knows.
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it was snowy!

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oh wait, that was only on 500' or so of Snowshoe Hare

Mountain Lion looked like this:

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I chose wisely(tm). well, except for running out of electrons (part charge at start as I dropped it off after my RR/DR ride Thursday for the wheel). but that was fine, too. penance.
 
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