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CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
that's why i married an older woman*





*less than 2 yrs age difference still qualifies as older.
Always pictured myself with a girl 3-5 years older than me. However, I'd take an immature younger girl who's a sweetheart than an older, mature chick who's a cvnt anyday.

I've ALWAYS been mature/older for my age by nature, albeit at the expense of being a stiff to a certain degree. So, her happy-go-lucky, carefree lifestyle actually pairs extremely well with my level-headed, practical and mature ways.

However, is she doesn't grow the fvck up, I will have no hesitation leaving her, and she knows that. That's the upside of being the one with his sh1t together (career, house, etc).
 
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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,647
7,324
Colorado
Damn... stoney livin' like a tycoon too! Well done... :thumb:
Not so much. Wifey is a contractor and this is all self-employment tax. Stupid taxes. I knew it was coming, but it's still one of the largest checks I have actually written.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,266
13,383
Portland, OR
I wrote two checks for $12500 each.
:stupid: ex wives every year (might be one less VERY SOON....)

<edit> On the go kart.

1. Cheap go kart from major sports store used on CL
2. Cheap used chain saw
3. ???
4. Profit
 
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Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,381
7,769
One fewer ex-wife? Getting together with her again? (or is she ill?)
 

CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
12,881
4,226
Copenhagen, Denmark
Made it to Daytona Beach. This place is let call it interesting. A lot of lifted pick up trucks and caps backwards. Heading for Miami for a different vibe before we drive back Saturday. Might try to do Daytona to Brooklyn in one drive Saturday.