so I'm walking to the corner store for a six pack and it's a gas station/mini mart thingy, there is a lady with her car 12 feet from the gas pumps with a gas can in her hand. the 12 feet is a steep incline so there is no way anyone is going to push her car to the pump.
I think "man, that's sh1tty but at least she has a can of gas..." and continue into the store. get my sixer (actually it was a 12 pack of Oly) and start heading out. now I'm walking directly towards the lady who is still there with her car. she starts yelling at me to fvcking help her, she's a fvcking lady and she needs some muther fvcking help.
I'm like, "what do you want me to do?!!", with my voice raised a bit, kinda pissed that she's yelling at me. she says, "I can't get the ****ing gas in my car and you muther fvckers all suck and no one will help..."
by this time I've got the gas can in my hand, beer is on the ground and I'm trying to screw the cap on, as I can see it's crooked. she continues to go off..."this is why your country got bombed, your all a bunch of fvcks, you won't help anybody, I've been asking for help from everybody that walks by, you all suck, fvck you people, americans are A-holes...."
I'm said, very calmly, "I'm trying to help but your making it hard with that tone/attitude..."
she calms down a bit and I finally get some gas into her car. but she continues to tell me how she's a girl and all girls can do is wear tampons and put on make up. seriously.
at the end she said she was sorry for be a grade A moron and thanked me. then asked for a beer.....which I gave her. but she opened it up and started drinking! I was walking away and kind of in shock/disbelief so I didn't even think to rip her a new one for about to be drinking and driving. although looking back, i'm sure she was on drugs or about to be.
she said she was going to california tomorrow and I told her to tell everyone she say to stay the fvck down there, we don't need those kinds up here.
I think "man, that's sh1tty but at least she has a can of gas..." and continue into the store. get my sixer (actually it was a 12 pack of Oly) and start heading out. now I'm walking directly towards the lady who is still there with her car. she starts yelling at me to fvcking help her, she's a fvcking lady and she needs some muther fvcking help.
I'm like, "what do you want me to do?!!", with my voice raised a bit, kinda pissed that she's yelling at me. she says, "I can't get the ****ing gas in my car and you muther fvckers all suck and no one will help..."
by this time I've got the gas can in my hand, beer is on the ground and I'm trying to screw the cap on, as I can see it's crooked. she continues to go off..."this is why your country got bombed, your all a bunch of fvcks, you won't help anybody, I've been asking for help from everybody that walks by, you all suck, fvck you people, americans are A-holes...."
I'm said, very calmly, "I'm trying to help but your making it hard with that tone/attitude..."
she calms down a bit and I finally get some gas into her car. but she continues to tell me how she's a girl and all girls can do is wear tampons and put on make up. seriously.
at the end she said she was sorry for be a grade A moron and thanked me. then asked for a beer.....which I gave her. but she opened it up and started drinking! I was walking away and kind of in shock/disbelief so I didn't even think to rip her a new one for about to be drinking and driving. although looking back, i'm sure she was on drugs or about to be.
she said she was going to california tomorrow and I told her to tell everyone she say to stay the fvck down there, we don't need those kinds up here.
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