[blue]

Since polls are only lovefests for bots, you have four choices.

A) Awesome

B) Super Awesome

C) Totally super rad awesome

D) loco sucks

 

[loco-gringo]

I don't know who loco is, but I'll take that one anyway, as the other 3 don't fit.

 

[LordOpie]

What's the rear travel on that thing?

Looks flexy?

PIIHB

 

[-dustin]

i had a crush on a girl who drove one of those.

 

[DirtyMike]

Speaking of Loco, where has he been?

 

[blue]

Speaking of Loco, where has he been?

Anakin Skywalker is dead.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

i see this bright light in the sky oh its your insurance rates shooting through your roof

 

[blue]

i see this bright light in the sky oh its your insurance rates shooting through your roof

Actually, it's cheaper to insure than a 93 Subaru Legacy.

The following information is provided for comparison purposes only.
Premium Prior to Change (6 month policy): $469.00
Premium After Change: $609.00

Difference: $140.00 increase


Perhaps it's because the car is so light and small it won't hurt anything but itself in a wreck?

 

[Red Rabbit]

Wait, why did the other one get deleted?

 

[BMXman]

well at least it's not a VW

 

[MMike]

My VW would crush that thing....as did my Integra....and likely my old Neon...

 

[I Are Baboon]

I drove a piece of sh!t Chevy Cavalier when I was 19.

Nice ride, Blue!

 

[douglas]

I am confussed, I thought you were a dude but everyone knows the 944 is a chick car???

 

[splat]

I am confussed, I thought you were a dude but everyone knows the 944 is a chick car???

simpl e, he's Gay

 

[moff_quigley]

Even larger money pit than a Jetta with a jerry can of gas in the trunk. Have fun.

 

[klutch]

crap!!!

 

[Wumpus]

I don't know who loco is, but I'll take that one anyway, as the other 3 don't fit.

Loco:

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Actually, it's cheaper to insure than a 93 Subaru Legacy.

The following information is provided for comparison purposes only.
Premium Prior to Change (6 month policy): $469.00
Premium After Change: $609.00

Difference: $140.00 increase


Perhaps it's because the car is so light and small it won't hurt anything but itself in a wreck?

Or more likely because it is such a POS, it has no value, and therefore if you even try to submit a claim for a door ding, they will declare it a total loss and give you your $750 settlement - your $500 deductible and tell you to have a nice day.


But then again, what do I know

 

[MMike]

I've been in a 944 once. It was a hideous experience.

One thing about 944 drivers....they looooove their rides...or at least the idea idea that they drive a "Porsche".....

 

[MMike]

I'd actually rather have a Delorean....at least that travels through time.

 

[Konabumm]

Well I'll say LOCO SUCKS

 

[loco-gringo]

Loco:

I'm too sexy for ma shirt, too sexy for ma shirt, so sexxxy.

 

[moff_quigley]

Loco:

So we can post this glaring abomination to eyes but if Echo's "toe" pic gets posted chaos reigns?

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

people who drive a porsche are always compensating for something else. blue must be lacking something in his life.. .. maybe a job

 

[jonnynails]

If you can't afford a proper porsche then I say don't buy one at all. If you ski/snowboard good luck getting that thing thru a storm going up to Snowbird. You'd be better in the subaru.

 

[Zark]

I actually like 944's. Have fun with the money pit, at least its not FWD.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I actually like 944's. Have fun with the money pit, at least its not FWD.

That looks like a 924, the most training of all the Porsche's.

 

[stubby]

yeah thats def a 924. vw van engine. looks nice though, that should be fun to own!!

 

[chinkerjuarez]

The funny thing is not only do all people hate the 944 or 924 and laugh at it, but real porshe owner's hate it and laugh at it.

 

[zahgurim]

Ewwwww.

You'd be way better off with a beat to piss G60 Corrado grenade than a beat to piss 924/44.


Sell it before the engine breaks. Those things are a definate no-no.

 

[pZyteX]

why did you sell a vw to buy a wannabe vw?

 

[peter6061]

That looks like a 924, the most training of all the Porsche's.

Glad someone else noticed that. I thought I was going crazy.

 

[bean]

Ugh. Your taste for cars is all in your mouth.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Glad someone else noticed that. I thought I was going crazy.

Zark has no clue, he drives a Yugo Looks like it has 928 rims though.

 

[Zark]

Zark has no clue, he drives a Yugo Looks like it has 928 rims though.

The tail on the rear decklid fooled me, used to 924's not having that.

I drive a Toyota Tacoma Beotch!

 

[SloMoJo]

Well Blue ... you have recieved a wealth of knowledge on your recent purchase here at RM. Aren't you glad you asked.

 

[stoney]

I've said it before and I will say it again. You sir, are an idiot.

 

[crono35]

well at least it's not a VW

porsche, audi, and vw are all related...

 

[James]

The tail on the rear decklid fooled me, used to 924's not having that.

I drive a Toyota Tacoma Beotch!

The secret is to look for the round side reflectors. The ones they found in a parts bin at their local bike shop.

So everyone hates the 944 and 924, but what about the 928 or the 968?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

P-p-p-p-power wheels!!