"weakness is just pain leaving the body"?? BWAHAHAHAH...that sounds like something a marine would say.
"Pain is an illusion"? How about you let me kick you in the sack as hard as I can and we test that theory.
The way I see it, there is good pain and bad pain. good pain is the pain you get when you are pushing yourself to pedal a little faster, go a little further, or when a hot chick digs her nails in.
Bad pain is your body telling you "Way to go dubass! You knew better than to try that". I have developed, after numerous broken bones, surgeries, and general stupidness, some effective techniques for coping with bad pain:
1) The silent method- you purse your lips together, tear up a bit, try to act like nothing is wrong, and shake all over- maybe say "i'm okay, I'm okay and walk in circles" as you try to recover.
2) Profanity: Personally I like to say "MOTHER%UCKER!!" over andover again. Gettting pissed off helps.
3)Lying still and hoping you either pass out or it goes away. Ussually this is is when your friends are standing over you, sort of laughing, and asking "Uh, hey dude, you ok?..Dude?...DUDE?!"
4)If I am bedridden and it is excrutiating, I generally cram the pillow over my face and scream like a bitch.
5)drugs...just stay away from uppers.
"Pain is an illusion"? How about you let me kick you in the sack as hard as I can and we test that theory.
The way I see it, there is good pain and bad pain. good pain is the pain you get when you are pushing yourself to pedal a little faster, go a little further, or when a hot chick digs her nails in.
Bad pain is your body telling you "Way to go dubass! You knew better than to try that". I have developed, after numerous broken bones, surgeries, and general stupidness, some effective techniques for coping with bad pain:
1) The silent method- you purse your lips together, tear up a bit, try to act like nothing is wrong, and shake all over- maybe say "i'm okay, I'm okay and walk in circles" as you try to recover.
2) Profanity: Personally I like to say "MOTHER%UCKER!!" over andover again. Gettting pissed off helps.
3)Lying still and hoping you either pass out or it goes away. Ussually this is is when your friends are standing over you, sort of laughing, and asking "Uh, hey dude, you ok?..Dude?...DUDE?!"
4)If I am bedridden and it is excrutiating, I generally cram the pillow over my face and scream like a bitch.
5)drugs...just stay away from uppers.