button up her blouse?
How do you politely tell a female co-worker to
- Thread starter The Toninator
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Refer to her as sweet tits?
WTF @ no pics?
Stare at them while licking your lips and rubbing your fingers together... act as creepy as possible while doing it.
What's wrong with you?
Based on my company harasment policy you don't. Pretty much any comment that shows you even noticed could be considered sexual harasment. Such a shame that you can't even do or say something considerate without getting in trouble.
WWHHD?
What would Hank Hill Do?
What would Hank Hill Do?
I guess they aren't that nice.
I thought that was What Would Hugh Hefner Do?
Here's what you do. Tell a male co-worker (obviously in a loud voice, within earshot of the female), that it's been a while since you've gotten laid and you're so horny that you're afraid the next bit of skin you see may cause you to bust out and rape somebody.
Of course, that's neither polite nor legal, but neither are any of the other suggestions here...
With your teeth.
Ooh...but that might get him fired
Hugh got fired from Esquire and look how that turned out. We are doing him a favor.
I am curious why you would like a female to put away her sweater puppets? Are they interfering with your RM surfing at work?:biggrin:
I would like to blame south park for my rude and uncalled for behavior...
She knows apparently. Its all part of her election strategy...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15392890/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15392890/
Her campaign slogan is "More these boobs (her boobs) and less of these boobs (her competition)"
talk to HR and let them deal with it.
I can't believe nobody ahs asked the most important question.
Is she Hot ???
Is she Hot ???
Sue the company for allowing conditions to exist that you are being forced to look at your co-worker's boobs and that you feel degraded.
Along with - is she unbottoned because she's a skank, or is it an accident?
you know that magic trick where the guy pulls the coin out from behind a kid's ear? do that, except pull it from under one of her tits. totally non-sexual but sufficiently creepy to get the message across.
Tell her to pull them out or put them away
tell her you love her shirt, and then ask if she would mind if you took her picture to post on the internet
let me get there first, so I can hold her boobies.
I don't approve of the message you're trying to send, but it all depends how approachable she is. I know there are some females I work with who I would joke with about a less than buttoned blouse, and then there's some I wouldn't tell if they were hanging a labia out.
It's all up to you and your judgement.
It's all up to you and your judgement.
I can't believe noone has used this smiley yet?!?!
mmmm hanging labia. good with bacon i hear
Stick your face inthe cleavage and make motor boat noises.
We sure have been waiting an awful long time to find out why you hate freedom.
Is she built like a 10 year old boy?
Does her brown silver dollars point straight down?
Does she look like your mom?
Does she make Janet Reno look hot?
Does she make it difficult for you to walk around the office?
Is she built like a 10 year old boy?
Does her brown silver dollars point straight down?
Does she look like your mom?
Does she make Janet Reno look hot?
Does she make it difficult for you to walk around the office?
Definately NOT a reason to complain.
Beth, many monkeys are now picturing Rob doing this to you.
Nothing soothes the soul like a good boob nuzzle.
Go in to her office and ask her boobs if she can assist you with the copy machine.