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ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
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crashing at a trail near you...
funny you mention this. a secretary (man she gets pissed if you call her that) has MASSIVE attention whor'itis. shes probably a 38dd and shows her ample cleavage 4/5 days of the week. they are nice to look at, make no mistake about it, but shes such a raving, psychotic, the affect is nullified. she even goes so far as to mark that 'special day of the month' on a calendar FOR EVERYONE to see as the days just before/after, are an excuse for her to be an even bigger b!tch than she normally is.
unless it really does distract you from work, let the puppies remain well ventilated...its the only thing that makes our secretary tolerable.
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
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My own world inside my head
button up her blouse?


Worked with a Girl who has a simular problem, but was her tail end, whenever she bent down, Nuthin but thong.......Anyways, I simply asked her is i could tell her something without her getting mad at me, when she said ok, I told her It was quite desracting seeing such a nice bare ass all day long everytime she picked something up.......
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,165
10,105
ask her to tie her shirt at the bottom like so...



and call her daisy.
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
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funny you mention this. a secretary (man she gets pissed if you call her that) has MASSIVE attention whor'itis. shes probably a 38dd and shows her ample cleavage 4/5 days of the week. they are nice to look at, make no mistake about it, but shes such a raving, psychotic, the affect is nullified. she even goes so far as to mark that 'special day of the month' on a calendar FOR EVERYONE to see as the days just before/after, are an excuse for her to be an even bigger b!tch than she normally is.
unless it really does distract you from work, let the puppies remain well ventilated...its the only thing that makes our secretary tolerable.
Can I come be an intern? I've got bitch cure running in buckets out these sweet pores. A wedding ring and a foul sense of humor will get her loving my sweet nuts in no time. Then my brother in law can take one for the team. Or would that be give one for the team? Either way, you get the point.
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
0
da Burgh
Worked with a Girl who has a simular problem, but was her tail end, whenever she bent down, Nuthin but thong.......Anyways, I simply asked her is i could tell her something without her getting mad at me, when she said ok, I told her It was quite desracting seeing such a nice bare ass all day long everytime she picked something up.......
if she dropped things more often after that, she wants it!:banana:
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
9,701
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behind you with a snap pop
Worked with a Girl who has a simular problem, but was her tail end, whenever she bent down, Nuthin but thong.......Anyways, I simply asked her is i could tell her something without her getting mad at me, when she said ok, I told her It was quite desracting seeing such a nice bare ass all day long everytime she picked something up.......
You told a woman who has a nice bare ass that it was distracting you from your work? Amazing.
I would have been sitting around all day throwing her pens off her desk.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
button up her blouse?
If she is unattractive, you say absolutely nothing and quietly curse your member for influencing you to look their direction in the first place. Anything you could say will be taken the wrong way, so why provide trouble a shady spot to roost?

If she is attractive, however, and the d'ecollatage reveals two wonderous globes of nubility, it is your duty- your solemn duty- to in no way appear to even notice the skittish game and immediately(yet discretely) page/text every other connoisseur in the building the "80065 911" or "Boobs Now" alert.